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Young Writers Society


BarrettBenedict

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Interesting Facts About Molluscs:

How did this come to be? Me: sinking clearly
into the core of the earth, which is molten
then solid, and in the middle is a great machine.
The lever was within my reach,
I could have stopped this whole thing.


Interests

beauty, cats, old age, sickness, death, banjo girls, colorful high socks, tangerine people (in the least racist way possible), car fires, the ampersand, <-- things I can't draw, anti-humor, elitist humor, black sabbath, some dogs, beard theft, banjo guys, multiple meanings, cold ground balloons, and Steve.

Occupation

Soy el hombre de la Stain. Mis sueƱos son imposibles.


If you have a Kuzco in your life and they don't turn into a llama, bail.
— Alan SeaWright