Wondy
About the Manliness of the Manliest Man Known to Man
Once upon a time, in the not-so-magical land of planet Earth, an asteroid crashes down into the ground, wiping out the dinosaurs from existence. Inside the asteroid, a lone baby is found, and he would grow to become Wondy, the greatest being to ever set foot on this planet.
Interests
Working out all day and all night, stealing everyone's gurl, *not* shaving, slicing bullets with swords, slicing swords with bullets, grunting loudly, etc.
Occupation
On my way to steal your gurl