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Young Writers Society


Cade

About Cade

I'm Colleen. I love sweaters, the piano, and serif fonts because I'm a total high-school-litmag-nerd. I eat emo poetry for breakfast, and I couldn't live without my camera.


Interests

Photography, music, piano, bowling, stage magic, helping seventh-graders perform said stage magic, Law & Order, and eating ice cream with forks.

Occupation

Conspiracy theorist


Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
— Homer Simpson