This week’s word is scissorfy. As usual, make up a definition for it and post it in the comments. Including it in a sentence is greatly appreciated, but not required.
Last week’s word was flummonade, and there were a lot of great definitions that people made up! If you want a good laugh, read the comments.
But one definition has to win, and after much deliberation on the part of yours truly, that winner is Azila with:
flummonade (v.): to flounce about joyously, unaware of great danger and/or embarrassment you are causing for your self.
- Hubert flummonaded out of the barber’s shop, not noticing the bug-eyed stares pedestrians were awarding to the large clump of hair that the barber had accidentally died green
Next week, I’ll be posting all of the newly created words and a small contest (with a prize!) will be held; the person who uses the most new words in the correct way on sites other than YWS will win. More details next week.

6 responses so far ↓
1 Bittersweet // Jun 20, 2008 at 11:29 am
scissorfy: (v) to become sharp and ill-humored in a maddening situation
Georgiana scissorfied when she didn’t get a car on Oprah.
2 summergrl13 // Jun 21, 2008 at 11:15 am
Scissorfy: to completely shred something with scissors.
Layla completely scissorfied her failed history test in her anger.
3 smorgishborg // Jun 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Scissorfy: (v) To accidentally do a split, thereby causing great pain.
“Ouch!” Rafael exclaimed, as his mistimed leap ended with scissorification on the sharp jagged rocks of the crag.
4 DX // Jun 22, 2008 at 11:11 am
Scissorfy: (v) To suddenly go sharp while singing
Allison may have succeeded in her “American Idol” audition had she not suddenly scissorfied.
5 XxxDo // Jun 25, 2008 at 7:02 am
Scissorfry: (v) To fail an attempt at completing a scissorkick and thereby, rather than flying to victory, frying any chances you may have had at defeating your opponent or gaining points from the jury.
To Robin’s dismay she scissorfried her last kick, and lost the competition by two points.
6 Twit // Jun 27, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Scissorfy: (v) To choke violently on an object caught in the throat, thus rupturing one’s appendix.
Harry was rushed to the hospital after scissorfying on a mushroom, only to be told that the infection had spread to his nose and immediate amputation was vital.
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