Young Writers Society

Cast of Characters

Dude: A city loving alley cat who receives an odd visitor one rainy night.

Kim: A unicorn that leaves her home in a world of untouched nature

to experience the cities of men.

Note

The actors may take on the characteristics of the animals to add to the effect. Cat movements and manners, the graceful unicorn, etc.

Place and Time

An alley in the downtown of a large city in the present.

Scene 1

(Lights come up on an alley scene. The only

object on the set that is needed is a large box,

ULC. A garbage can, etc. can be added. DUDE, a

person made up to be a scraggly alley cat, is

resting happily upon the box. There are city

noises in the background along with the sound of a

gentle rain)

DUDE

Ah, rain.

(Smiling and stretching)

What a wonderful thing it is. So refreshing...

(Jumps down and splashes a puddle with his paw and

shakes it off)

...so fun.

(Jumps through another mud puddle)

I love puddles.

(Takes a deep breath and then coughs a little)

The smells of the city that the rain brings out are unequaled.

(Smiles and looks around)

I love the city.

(Calls out)

What would I do without you?!

(Yowls loudly. A window slams shut.Smiles

and chuckles)

Heh, heh. Ain't it great?

(Suddenly, the sounds of loud honking and cars

slamming on their brakes are heard from the street

off L. DUDE is startled and hops behind his box.

He peeks out from behind it just as a unicorn,

Kim, runs into the alley and stops, out of

breath and very scared)

KIM

(Panicked)

Oh, why did I ever come here? This is a perfectly awful place.

(Dude moves around box in awe at seeing a

unicorn)

It's smelly, rainy, and dirty. The people are so unkind. Everything is so big. I don't understand it at all. I'm so very frightened. I wanna go home.

DUDE

(From behind her)You're a unicorn!

KIM

(Jumps and backs scared)

Blaaah! What do you want?!

DUDE

Take it easy, sister. I've just never seen a unicorn before.

KIM

(Still scared and on guard)

I've never seen whatever you are before either.

DUDE

(Proudly)

I'm a cat. An alley cat to be exact.

(Picks up a newspaper off the ground and holds it

up)

I have the papers to prove it.

(KIM tries to smile)

They call me Dude.

KIM

Dude?

DUDE

Actually, my birth name is Sir Douglas Paramount, but all my friends nicknamed me Dude. Easier to say, I suppose. What's your name, my fine horned friend?

KIM

Kim. Kim of the Jagged Peaks.

DUDE

Impressive. So where is this Jagged Peaks place?

KIM

Hidden in a land far away. It's not at all like this place.

DUDE

Ah, yes. The city. You like it?

KIM

To be honest, not really.

DUDE

Then, why did you come here?

KIM

(Relaxing a little, looks around)

I'm not sure.

DUDE

I'm afraid I don't understand.

KIM

I really didn't want to come here, but all unicorns must when they reach a certain age.

DUDE

Why didn't you tell them to stuff it?

KIM

I couldn't do that.

DUDE

Why not? I do it all the time.

KIM

My parents wanted so badly for me to go. I couldn't disappoint them.

DUDE

The old parent syndrome, huh?

KIM

What?

DUDE

Parent's always make you feel awful whenever you do something they don't want you to. They don't say no, but they make you feel miserable if you don't.

KIM

Yeah.

DUDE

My parents never did that to me. They let me have my freedom.

(Smiles and looks around)

And look where I am, now.

KIM

(Looks around in hidden disgust)

Oh.

DUDE

It may not look like much, but I'm exactly where I want to be, doing what I want, and I'm happy.

KIM

I'm glad somebody is here.

DUDE

If it makes you so unhappy, why are you staying here? I'm sure your parents won't stop loving you if you go home.

KIM

It's not just because of my parents that I'm here. The unicorns all come here to learn about life and nature,

(Looks around)

and see what happens if we misuse it.

DUDE

That's depressing.

KIM

Coming here makes you appreciate your home much more and realize how wonderful it really is.

(Memories of home makes her sad)

DUDE

I know what ya' mean. I once got lost in a park. I was so happy to get back to my alley.

(Jumps up on his box and smiles)

Some cats like it in the park, though. Can't see why, but hey it's a free country.

KIM

It is?

DUDE

I guess it doesn't seem so free to you after being out in...uh...

KIM

Nature.

DUDE

(Like a game show host)

That's the word! Those wide open spaces make me dizzy and it's so darn quiet out there. I feel like I've gone deaf.

KIM

(Walks about and looks around)

Everything is so big and so close together in the city.

(Hugging herself)

I feel like I'm being crushed. And the noise...

(She shutters)

DUDE

(Going to her)

Take it easy, okay. It's not so bad once you get used to it. That's why those other cats go to the park; all the noise out here disturbs their sleep.

(Smiles)

I just join in.

(Yowls. A door slams)

Heh, heh. I love it.

(Sees unicorns unhappiness)

You unicorns are sorta like those park cats. If you have such a nice, quiet place to live, I have trouble seeing why you come here.

KIM

Some unicorns used to like it here long ago...

DUDE

(Surprised)

You're kidding, right?

KIM

Many came here before humans started leaving nature.

(Looking around)

But when humans started building stuff like this...

(Her mind wonders)

DUDE

They all went home. They don't know what they're missing.

KIM

Yes, they do. That's why they make us all come, to see what it's like.

DUDE

I don't see why they go back after seeing all this.

KIM

Some do stay. But not many.

DUDE

I haven't seen any.

KIM

They don't live in the city if they don't go home. They hide themselves in the mountains, out of the sight of humans.

DUDE

That doesn't make any sense. Aren't our mountains the same as yours?

KIM

No, but close. I think they stay to get away from the same old ordinary things that happen back home. They're the adventure seekers, always looking for something new. I'm not. I like the calmness of home.

DUDE

Sorry, but I'd be bored.

KIM

Nature is for creatures who are gentle and love those around them.

DUDE

The city is for those who like adventure.

(Hops on his box and leaps off)

KIM

Home is so peaceful.

DUDE

The city is exciting.

KIM

(Looking fearfully at the street.)

I don't like exciting.

DUDE

(Kindly)

Then, go home.

KIM

I can't. I must stay awhile. But, it seems like forever.

DUDE

What would happen if you go back, now?

KIM

Nothing. But I feel that I have to stay for my parents and for myself. If I went home, I would feel like I had been defeated, like I'd failed.

(Looks down in defeat)

DUDE

(Goes to her. Gives her a chuck on the

shoulder)

Come on, don't feel that way. If the city's not for you, it's not for you. You have to do what's best for you and you alone.

KIM

The problem is, I don't know what's best for me.

DUDE

(Sympathetic)

I wish I could help. I really do.

KIM

No, it's up to me. I have to decide for myself and that's all there is to it.

DUDE

Good for you.

KIM

Huh?

DUDE

The decision is yours and yours alone. It's not mine, and it's not your parents'. You're the best one to know what's best and you realize it.

KIM

I still don't know what to do.

DUDE

While you're deciding, why don't you enjoy yourself a little.

KIM

(Not seeing anything enjoyable)

How?

DUDE

You could rummage through a garbage can...

(Pantomimes or actually has a garbage can on

stage)

...and find all kinds of fun stuff to play with. An old hat. A scarf. Some old gloves. Viola. A costume to act out any part.

(Acts out following)

You could play a beggar, a blind man, or a mobster.

(Shoots a gun)

Rat-tat-tat-tat.

KIM

I don't like garbage.

DUDE

(Flinging costume aside and jumping through

mud puddles)

Try jumping and splashing through puddles. It's great fun.

KIM

I'm wet enough, thank you.

DUDE

(Stops and think a moment)

There are all kinds of things to do in the city. You could sneak into a theatre and see a movie or a play.

KIM

I'm too big to sneak in.

DUDE

You could go down to the market and beg for fish.

KIM

(In distaste)

Fish?

DUDE

(Trying to think of something)

You could sneak into a mattress store and sleep away the afternoon...

(Chuckles)

...or at least until you're caught.

(Looks at her and sees she isn't responding)

No, I guess not.

(Thinks)

I know a great spot that overlooks the city.

KIM

I'm not into cityscapes.

DUDE

You can also watch the sunset.

KIM

(Smiles a little)

That kind of sounds nice.

DUDE

(Excited)

Yes! A breakthrough!

(KIM smiles)

There's always the park and the duck pond is fun.

KIM

The park might be a neat place.

DUDE

See. There's something.

KIM

(Sadly)

But, it's not home.

(DUDE sits in frustration and plops face down on

the ground)

I'm sorry. I'll try harder. I'm sure I can like it if I give it a chance.

DUDE

(Sits up)

No, no, no. It's okay. Not everyone has to like it.

KIM

I feel like I'm the only one that doesn't.

DUDE

Look at all the unicorns back home. They don't like it.

KIM

(Sadly)

Yeah.

DUDE

Not everyone was meant to like it here.

KIM

It seems like it.

DUDE

Well, they're not. I love cities. You love nature. Both are great, but not for both of us. Love what you have. It may not be there forever.

KIM

I have the city at the moment. Should I love it? Or should I love nature which I don't seem to have.

DUDE

Whoa. Hold on a minute. Don't make things more complicated than they are.

KIM

Sorry.

DUDE

Don't be sorry.

KIM

I'm sorry about a lot of things.

DUDE

Well, don't be. You already love nature, and you don't have to love the city while you're here.

KIM

I don't.

DUDE

No, of course not. But, if you feel you have to stay here, look for the good in it. Enjoy what's here. There's always the park...

KIM

(Smiles)

And the sunset.

DUDE

That's the spirit.

KIM

(Frowns)

I'd still rather be home.

DUDE

It's up to you whether you stay or not.

KIM

I'm sorry. I don't mean to tell you all my troubles.

DUDE

If it makes you feel better. Keep talkin'.

KIM

Thank you very much. I do feel better after talking to you.

DUDE

Good. I'm glad to be of service.

(Hops up on his box)

KIM

Will you stay and keep me company?

DUDE

(Throws his new found scarf around his neck)

Can't. Gotta go.

KIM

What? You're leaving?

DUDE

Got places to go, trash cans to meet...

KIM

But, I'll be lonely again.

DUDE

(Goes to her. Kindly)

I really wish I could stay.

KIM

(Sadly)

I wish you could, too.

DUDE

I promise you I'll visit every chance I get.

KIM

Thank you.

DUDE

You bet.

KIM

I wish you could stay all the time, though.

DUDE

(Thoughtfully. Smiles)

Let me get back to you on that one. Maybe it would work out for this to be my main haunt.

KIM

(Happily)

That would be wonderful. I hope it works out.

DUDE

(Smiles)

Ya' know. I hope it does, too.

KIM

Having you here would make this place much more bearable.

DUDE

And maybe I might try your nature thing sometime, too.

(He starts to exit)

KIM

Bye.

DUDE

See ya' soon.

(He exits. Only the sounds of the city are

heard. KIM is alone. After watching DUDE go she

looks around sadly at the city. Then, she sees a

mud puddle in front of her)

KIM

Puddles.

(Playfully she splashes through them and skips

happily)

(Lights fade to black)

END OF PLAY