Young Writers Society

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

he he he... I'm the only one to answer None of the Above...

What's a wood chuck?
And I'm not dumb, I can just be slow at times! Hheheh

Is there actually an answer? If there isn't, i am right any way because i'm always right! I think? I think its an entire tree if your wondering by the way.

Jesus has explained all of it!!!

THE ANSWER IS:
42 (According to Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy)
32 (To Government)
74 (Because I said so)

I clicked none of the above because not even Bob knows this one.

I think chuck means chew... NO IDEA

BOB KNOWS!~!~!~!... But he's dead!!! *sobs loudly and obnoxiously*

I thought that "chuck" meant "throw"

I think Chuck is like... SCARF DOWN

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Well... Maybe they had a game of Toss the Bark?!

Really, this is unanswerable. If a wood chuck was to chuck wood (meaning, chew), we would need a time restraint. At a time? In an hour? A day? A year? His Life? I would wager the wood chucked would be a substantial amount if we consider his entire life.

Chuck does not, never has, and never will mean chew. The only definitions I've heard for it are A) to regurgitate, or B) to discharge. I think we're talking about all at once. Either way, Bob knows. Note that we haven't said which Bob it is we're asking...

chuck as a verb:

1. To pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, especially under the chin.
2.
a) To throw or toss: chucked stones into the water.
b) Informal. To throw out; discard: chucked my old sweater.
c) Informal. To force out; eject: chucking out the troublemakers.
3. Informal. To give up; quit: chucked her job.

So is the woodchuck actually just playfully patting the wood??

Well, that's how I've always known it as. Must be a Montanan thing ^_~ lol

what I want to know is, where is he chucking all that wood? Because, you know, I'd kind of like to be at a safe distance, whatEVER 'chuck' means....

A whole tree, of course!

Oh, and don't worry Beethoven; I always thought it meant for him to gnaw on it or whatever.

Here is some infomation about the woodchuck

http://www.conservation.state.mo.us/nathis/mammals/woodchuck/