It is with a heavy heart that I must recap the events of yesterday.
On March 21st, YWS was struck with a Category Five Bob Event. The incident was triggered after one of the “mods”/boberators (I will not be naming names) assigned to the job of keeping Bob happy only did seventeen of the eighteen praise rituals Bob needs every day. The results were immediate and disastrous. YWS’ population of chickens was in terrible danger after the Chicken Lit genre received a devastating attack from Bob’s wrath and was nearly destroyed, but with a swift response from the boberator team, the Chicken Lit genre was saved and restored.
It is more important to keep moving forward in the fallout of disasters like these than to dwell on it, so instead of logging a 0 days note yesterday, I decided to log a 1 day note today. Stay hopeful and brave, team— we will get the hang of this.
~ 1 day since Bob last got unhappy ~
"silv is obsessed with heists" ~Omni
"silv why didn't you tell me you were obsessed with heists I thought we were friends" ~Ace
"y’all we outnumber silver let’s overthrow her >:]" ~winter
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Is Bob unhappy today?? Because if he isn't, I volunteer to make him unhappy.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
We’re in the verge of an emergency. Bob seems on the verge of unhappy due to his afternoon coffee including soy milk instead of almond. (I promise I told the barista the right thing ;-;) Anyone have any emergency supply of Bob treats or surprises?
he/she/they
winter you are an adorable bean and I love your bad social awareness xD ~Omni omni played robin hood, stole winter's brain cell ~Silver winter is the only person who would survive the machine uprising ~Europa
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
-_- I am really not inclined to believe you’re trying to be helpful Snoink
he/she/they
winter you are an adorable bean and I love your bad social awareness xD ~Omni omni played robin hood, stole winter's brain cell ~Silver winter is the only person who would survive the machine uprising ~Europa
Sounds like this is a good moment for a Bob Satisfaction PSA! There are emergency Bob treats if you make the usual walk to the Green Room and move aside some literary works to find them (I think you need to do some reviewing to be able to access them and leave with them), but we really do need to make sure he’s getting his coffee the way he wants it. We can add peppermint sprinkles to his coffee next time, but cautiously. He might not like them.
Anyway, that was looking a little dangerous there, but there’s been no evil wizarding incident, and this gives us a new record! Yay!
~ 5 days since Bob last got unhappy ~
"silv is obsessed with heists" ~Omni
"silv why didn't you tell me you were obsessed with heists I thought we were friends" ~Ace
"y’all we outnumber silver let’s overthrow her >:]" ~winter
winterwolf0100 wrote:-_- I am really not inclined to believe you’re trying to be helpful Snoink
... the vanilla creamer might be soy based...
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
I'm sure we all learned a lesson today after... what happened, but just in case anyone was lucky enough to not be adventuring on YWS earlier this day and missed it all, here is an update:
We do not know very much about Bob, for all we revere him, but now we know that he doesn't like peppermint sprinkles any more than he likes soy milk.
Please immediately cease and desist from offering Bob any more coffees with peppermint sprinkles. Thank you.
~ 0 days since Bob was last unhappy ~
"silv is obsessed with heists" ~Omni
"silv why didn't you tell me you were obsessed with heists I thought we were friends" ~Ace
"y’all we outnumber silver let’s overthrow her >:]" ~winter
let's keep up the happy Bob trend!
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