Please respond if you are not a robot and list ten reasons why you are not a robot.
Thank you.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
hello dear i am not a robot. i am a human with real human flesh. please send me a friend request at your earliest convenience so that i can get to know you.
to answer your question, ten reasons i am not a robot include: batfish, ur mom, my mom, batfish, batfish, i am a very human human, roleplaying, batfish, enthusiasm, batfish, chaos
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
@Shady >> omg, what is WRONG with you. Five of your reasons were batfish. That totally doesn't count.
@Spearmint>> That is so clever! Clearly you are not a robot.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Okay, so. I was going to compile a nice tidy list of ten reasons why I'm a human, but I got hit by a bit of an existential crisis about halfway through that stopped me in my tracks. Like, I know Descartes-what's-his-name said "I think, therefore I am" but that doesn't mean you are a human it just means you are. So what if I think, therefore I am a robot?? In which case, who programmed my thoughts??? Am I just a figment of someone else's imagination? Is all conceived control over my actions merely an ILLUSION designed to PLACATE ME?????
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.
Thank you for acknowledging my human-ness, @Snoink. (●ˇ∀ˇ●) ~( ̄▽ ̄)~
And omg Seirre, that sounds like quite a problem. May I suggest munching on some crunchy semicolons? Or some electricity. That always gives me energy. Check your batteries... perhaps their charge is low? I get grumpy when I'm not charged. o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
Um... since I am pretty sure robots can't have existential crises, I think you're okay, @Seirre...
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Honestly some users Shady should have to answer a CAPTCHA screening every time they log-in. (Seriously, what is with them lately?) Hopefully Nate can figure out something to upgrade our security. Until we get this AI security breach a little better under control - hopefully this thread helps us figure out whose truly human within the mod base.
I am not a robot. Things about me that aren't true about robots -
1. I can write poetry. 2. I love chickens. 3. I have a favorite color. 4. I can identify fire-hydrants, trains, and bicycles. 5. Ummm ... This is actually harder than I thought. 6. I can make jokes. 7. Six reasons should be sufficient right?
you should know i am a time traveler & there is no season as achingly temporary as now
Sorry.... the very fact that you know about the Turing test automatically makes you a robot, @SilverNight.
@Omni, no offense but Captcha was right... you are definitely a robot.
@lliyah, the very fact that you can't seem to count actually makes you quite human, lol. Those are SEVEN reasons, not six!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
@lliyah, I’m very sorry to break it to you, but Chat-GPT can in-tweet write poetry (possibly of dubious quail-ity) and make jokes… and I believe Siri’s favorite color is a shade of green… >.>
Omni wrote:@Snoink I think only a robot can say if I'm a robot... >.> You created this thread but never said if you're not a robot.
See? I can tell that you're a robot because you're spouting out utter nonsense...
Well??? Only @Spearmint has given ten valid reasons why she's human. Where is everyone else???
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
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