*A figure enters with a dramatic flash of blue light*
*dramatic music plays*
"Hello, I am HardlyHarry, and I have no connection whatsoever to HarryHardy," says the figure.
*takes off sunglasses dramatically and as he does so, the wig on his head falls off"
"Ahem, I can explain that," says HardlyHarry, nervously fiddling with the buttons of his shirt. He smiles and then goes to wipe the sweat off his face. A fake moustache falls to the floor."
"awkward smile"
"Oh dear, that's not good," he says, "I must say, any resemblance I currently bear to any individual named HarryHardy is entirely coincidental. Anyway, nice to meet y'all. Hoping to have fun in this chaotic world. Now if you'll excuse, I need to reapply my disguise...I mean participate in a roleplay for the very first time."
HardlyHarry runs off as fast as possible, wig and fake moustache clutched in his hand.
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