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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:52 am
Zolen says...



Granted you now consider it finished, and can't for the life of you understand why people keep complaining about you stopping mid sentence.

I wish for the worlds best lawyer to help me wish for exactly what I want through a 25 page contract provided to the wish giver to where they can not corrupt my wish in any way.
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Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:57 am
Aley says...



Granted, but the world's best lawyer is the person granting these wishes, so while you're making this contract he adds a bunch of loop holes that make it so your wish ends up being to waste time.

I wish I had a better icon.
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(I asked FOR the best, not to be the best.)
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:10 pm
Deadman says...



Bam you're wishing rights are revoked but you are the best at not making a wish!

I wish it was at least 25 degrees fahrenheit outside!
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:43 pm
FatCowsSis says...



Granted, but the rest of the year is -25 Fahrenheit.

I wish that the chips I'm eating actually tasted like potato chips.
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:21 pm
horrendous says...



granted, your potato chips now taste like chips of raw potato.

i wish Justin Bieber wasn't on the network news all the time.
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:26 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, now he is on every other channel all the time! (Gah I hated writing that one! Why'd you make me do it!)

I wish class was over already...
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:52 pm
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Granted, but tomorrow it's twice as long.

I wish love was simple.
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:18 pm
horrendous says...



granted, but now life is boring as hell

i wish i had an awesome robot cheetah
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:45 pm
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Granted, but it attacks you.

I wish for fruit!
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:30 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but it's spoiled!

I wish I had food!
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Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:47 pm
TriSARAHtops says...



Granted, but it's your least favourite kind of food.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
if we wait until we're ready
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:08 pm
Deadman says...



Granted, but you now have to do everything right as you're told to do it, and now you never have any fun.

I wish that my alarm clock hadn't quit on me this morning.
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Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:31 pm
horrendous says...



granted, but you sleep through it anyway.

i wish Barack Obama wasn't such a huge disappointment.
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Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:54 pm
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Granted, but as always the next guy is an even bigger disappointment.

I wish that all of the United States problems could be solved properly.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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