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Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:58 pm
deleted5 says...



More of you to eat, uh love!

What shouldn't you say to sheep?
I AM YOUR GOD. -AlexSushiDog
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Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:21 pm
Evander says...



I love your wool, but your lamp-chops are much better.

What shouldn't you say to Harry Potter?
Want to talk about your project? Head on over to the Writers Corner! If you have a question about writing, then head on over to Research! Is your question not big enough to warrant its own thread? Ask away in Little Details!

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:55 pm
AfterTheStorm says...



Voldemort's back, Cho still doesn't love you, and Ginny is cheating on you. Also, Snape is dead. And so is Dumbledore. And... pretty much everyone you've ever loved.

What should you never say while piloting a plane?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.
  





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Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:02 pm
Evander says...



I don't know how to work this thing.

What shouldn't you say to your best friend.
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:10 pm
AfterTheStorm says...



I'm really an assassin that was sent to befriend you in order to gain your trust before I murder you. Wanna go out for some icecream?

What should you never say after the assassination of your best friend?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:13 pm
Evander says...



They were really annoying anyway...

What should you never say to your best friend's parents?
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Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:52 pm
Tenyo says...



Congratulations! Will this be your first grandchild?

What should you never say to a sock puppet?
We were born to be amazing.
  





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Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:05 pm
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Dreamer84 says...



The dog would just LOVE you...nom nom
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what shouldn't you say to a person who spouse just died???
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Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:07 am
TheWritersStop says...



If you're playing music at the funeral, try some cheery songs like "Celebration" and "Happy".

What shouldn't you say to your boss before he's about to negotiate with potential clients?
  





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Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:16 am
Laure says...



Boss, your talking skill is terrible.

What shouldn't you say to your mum when she's raging like a leprechaun on fire?
  





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Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:25 pm
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TakeThatYouFiend says...



Mom, you're raging like a leprechaun on fire.


What shouldn't you say to a mugger?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:33 pm
Evander says...



I have a hundred dollars in my back pocket.

What shouldn't you say in court.
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Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:44 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says...



Any final statements before the judge passes wind, I mean sentence?




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You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
  





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Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:20 pm
AfterTheStorm says...



So. Have you seen that musical "Sweeney Todd"?

What should you never say before you propose?
"And after the storm..." ~Mumford and Sons

You can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

Got Squills?
Proverbs 31:25

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Made you look.
  





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Sat Apr 12, 2014 11:01 pm
Zolen says...



"I only want to marry you so that I can watch you slowly die."

What shouldn't you say to a man-eating witch? (some stories claim they are monsters, spawn of demons, clearly you can't be a cannibal when you are eating another species.)
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