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Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:40 pm
rhiasofia says...



Fortunately, we spent years building an immunity to zombie poison, like Wesley to iocane powder.
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Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:58 pm
Deadman says...



Unfortunately, the zombie virus mutated so much, our immunity does not withhold.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:49 am
Ventomology says...



Fortunately, a sudden drop in worldwide temperatures eliminated the zombie virus and humanity could thrive once again, this time in parkas.
"I've got dreams like you--no really!--just much less, touchy-feeley.
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
on an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone
surrounded by enormous piles of money." -Flynn Rider, Tangled
  





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Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:03 am
Dreamery says...



Unfortunately, the parkas had a malfunction where they would burst into flames if the code word: "The" was spoken.
  





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Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:21 am
Holysocks says...



*face palms* Fortunately, humans are now fire-proof.
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:23 am
Zolen says...



unfortunately fire is the result of excited particles, for one to be truly fire proof would destroy their ability to move, and they would still be meltable, so humanity turns into statues.
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:48 am
Holysocks says...



*dies* Fortunately, the pigeons will keep us company...
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:56 pm
Deadman says...



Unfortunately, the keep pooping on us and our statue-like selves begin to deteriorate.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:09 pm
Pompadour says...



Fortunately, the pigeons are still alive. As is the poop.
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:39 pm
lostthought says...



Unfortunately, the pigeons will all die
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:11 pm
Pompadour says...



Fortunately, we don't really care.
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:16 pm
Zolen says...



unfortunately nobody is quite sure what is fortunate and unfortunate at this point.
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:42 pm
Pompadour says...



Fortunately, that's unfortunate.
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:43 am
Holysocks says...



Unfortunately, that's unfortunate.
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Fri Feb 07, 2014 6:14 am
Pompadour says...



Fortunately, that's fortunate.
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By the sweat of your brow you will eat your food until you return to the ground, since from it you were taken; for dust you are and to dust you will return.
— Genesis 3:19