The other day I lit a candle and when I went to blow it out an ember flew off it and landed on my pillow. My pillow then lit on fire and in my panic I decided the best thing to do would be to smother it with my body while it was still small. So, with the grace of a humpback whale breaching I threw myself across my bed and landed on the pillow and put out the fire.
The worst part of the story? I was skypeing my friend when it happened. He watched it all unfold....sigh fml
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