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Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:55 am
NicholasStone says...



Sounds random, huh? That's why it's in Randomosity. Duh.

Ok, here's how it works. I say something like, "Skydiving has a 75% chance of death." The next person would respond, "Fortunately, Death only has a 80% chance of ear infection." And so on. Got it? Good.


Washing dishes has a 30% chance of bacteria.
He stumbled slightly, the limp in his leg still there. He dared not to look at the place he used to call home. He could feel the heat from the fire, the fire that he himself had ignited. He blinked back tears, as he limped away.




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Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:44 am
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(80% is only???)

Fortunately, bacteria has a 75% chance of a mental breakdown.

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Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:09 pm
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Your mental breakdown has a 60% chance of being contagious :P
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Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:15 pm
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Fortunately there's only a 40% chance of your mental breakdown being contagious, Sun.
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:31 am
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But, Justagirl's mental breakdown has a 99% chance of containing head lice.
He stumbled slightly, the limp in his leg still there. He dared not to look at the place he used to call home. He could feel the heat from the fire, the fire that he himself had ignited. He blinked back tears, as he limped away.




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Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:19 pm
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The head lice have 20% chance of being caught :O
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:43 pm
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But there's only a 5% chance of a Head Lice Catcher being in the vicinity.
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:14 pm
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Ah, but it just so happens that 75% of my family can get rid of the critters, and they are in the area. (Not really)
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:06 pm
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Sadly, there's only a 1% chance that you're in the same vicinity as me and my head lice.
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:50 pm
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There's also the other 99% that I'm not.
But I could be near someone else who does have lice.
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:23 am
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Oh yes, there's a 36% chance that you live near someone with lice.
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:24 am
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There's probably a 10% chance that the next person who reads this topic has, will have, or has had head lice at some point in their life.
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:55 pm
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There's a 50% chance that the next person who reads this post who has, has had or will have head lice has skipped school in the last week :P
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:16 pm
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Unfortunately, there's a 100% chance that I'm homeschooled, and don't get to skip school D:
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:12 pm
SkyeDragon says...



There is a 73% chance that your parents will ship you off the crappy public school...(I'm homeschooled too :))
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