Death by purple dinosaur. You accidentally stepped on its big toe.
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The army kidnapped you and tied you to a chair. They put headphones on you and put Nicki Minaj's entire discography up for you to listen to. The sheer torture makes your ears bleed, and you bleed to death from that.
Queen is the greatest band of all time. I'll be on the radio some day. I want you to be my friend. My blog is right here!!!!
You die from falling out of bed, through the floor and the house collapses on you.
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read."- Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle
You were walking when you tripped over a large crack in the sidewalk and fell on a nail that was conveniently placed upright, stabbing you in the eye, but you don't die immediately, instead losing your eye and getting HIV, and then AIDS. You die of a slow and painful death. and the sad thing is that no one will miss you, since you were an orphan from childhood. (Wow that's sad xD)
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."
*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."
(Haha holy smokes that was a horrible way to die. )
As you went to the kitchen to feed your pet snake you found a cockroach in the bowl of ice cream you were eating. Out of disgust you start choking on your own saliva and trip, only to hit your head on your snakes tank, causing it to flip over as you lose concisnous. When you wake up you are engulfed in a dark warm placed covered in slime that is burning your skin until there is nothing left. You realize your snake ate you alive.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." —Ernest Hemingway
Death by zombies biting your inviable third arm that you were never aware of. Then as a zombie a squirrel eats your fourth invisible arm, that is also on fire. It's the most grisly death nobody has ever not seen.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
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