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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:19 am
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Lumi says...



Continuing from this thread.

I insert a mint-condition batman comic book.
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:22 am
Aet Lindling says...



In goes a mint-condition Batman comic book, out comes an eighteen-year-old Bruce Wayne!

I insert a small, perfectly cubic, block of dirt, with grass on top.
12-18-12 7:43 PM
AmelieoftheValley: ...Aet and Bog sometimes sound like a comedy duo.
12-18-12 7:43 PM
AmelieoftheValley: Just pointing it out.

RIP Bog 2008-2013. If only we could comede once more...

The neap tide draws.
The Leviathan nears.
Caterjunes.




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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:24 am
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In goes a small, perfectly cubic, block of dirt, with grass on top, out comes a Thomas Jefferson.

I insert a rogue NSA agent named Frederick Fredericks.
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:31 am
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LemonyIce says...



You get a telescope from NASA. xD (I have no idea where that came from! xD)

-Inserts Revised and Updated Illustrated Oxford Dictionary-
xD
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:34 am
Lumi says...



You get no oxford comma. :[

I insert an oxford comma.
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:53 am
Aet Lindling says...



You get a comma splice.

I insert a rat, it is greedy.
12-18-12 7:43 PM
AmelieoftheValley: ...Aet and Bog sometimes sound like a comedy duo.
12-18-12 7:43 PM
AmelieoftheValley: Just pointing it out.

RIP Bog 2008-2013. If only we could comede once more...

The neap tide draws.
The Leviathan nears.
Caterjunes.




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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:58 am
LemonyIce says...



You get a very angry rat that attacks you as soon as it comes out. :shock:

-Inserts Edwrd Cullen, the Sparkly Fairy-
(I hate Twilight that much. xD)
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:01 am
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Lava says...



You get a bucket of *shiny* puke.

-Insert an iron spear-
I BLOG!
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:23 am
LemonyIce says...



You get a caveman holding a spear and wearing a grass skirt. XD

-Inserts Hello Kitty-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:23 am
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Pundit says...



You get Halo kitty!
Spoiler! :
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*inserts exploding man*




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Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:40 pm
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LemonyIce says...



(That's a...... nice thing to get out of a vending machine....... XD)

You don't get anything! The machine explodes and leaves you disappointed. But after you leave, it mysteriously gets back together again and starts working properly.

-Inserts Barbie Doll-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:36 am
Payne says...



You get a 52-year-old Barbie.

*Inserts carton of milk*
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:16 pm
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LemonyIce says...



You get a huge box of butter. And you decide to give it to me because I love butter and you're allergic to it. XD

-Inserts Apple pie-
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:18 am
Payne says...



You get an empty pie tin, because I ate all the pie. That's for making me allergic to butter...which the pie did NOT contain!

*Inserts coin*
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Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:20 am
Lumi says...



You get a gallon of gas! OOOOOO:

I insert a '69 Mustang with blue leather seats.
You will always fall in love, and it will always be like having your throat cut, just that fast.
Catherynne Valente