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Corrupt a Wish [3]



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Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:52 am
Pundit says...



Granted. Now there is an even creepier one.

I wish I had a penguin.
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:21 pm
pterascreams says...



Granted, but as soon as you get it, you lose it.

I wish I didn't have writers block!!!!!
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:33 pm
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Pundit says...



Granted, now you have no hands, no voice, and no other way of communicating.

I wish the person who corrupts this wish had a penguin.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:41 pm
Warrior Princess says...



Granted; my new penguin eats you.

I wish I hadn't left my homework at my house by accident. X(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:33 pm
Lumi says...



Granted, but a stray dog ate it on your way to school.

I wish I had more time to sleep.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:58 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



Granted, but it means you have less time to be on YWS. :O

I wish I was doing something fun for spring break.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:59 pm
Lumi says...



Granted; you have too much fun and die.

I wish I was immortal. O:
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:59 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



Granted, but the Apocalypse happens, everyone dies, and you're now all alone.

I wish this job application form would write itself.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:00 pm
Lumi says...



Granted; you don't get the job. Rather, the self-writing application does.

I wish I had a job.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:01 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



Granted; it sucks. And the pay is awful.

I wish I had a good, well-paying job.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:02 pm
Lumi says...



Granted; you have no time for YWS.

I wish I had all the time in the world. =D
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:04 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



Granted, but now no one else does because you took it all and now you can't do anything fun with anyone else.

I wish I would stop having bad dreams.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:05 pm
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Lumi says...



Granted, but they're given to your loved ones. D:

I wish Ranger's family would quit having bad dreams.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:06 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



Granted, but now they're given to you.

I wish Lumi would stop having bad dreams. :O
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle





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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:07 pm
Lumi says...



Granted; Ranger's exam cat has them now, which makes her quite irritable.

I wish your cat would stop being so irritable.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.








Everything is a lot of things!
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