Young Writers Society

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Granted; now you're stuck with your gross food.

I wish that you would stop attacking me with your oldperson cane and sneezes.

Granted; Ranger Hawk's exam cat does it for me.

I wish my cane was made of candy.

*pedobear approves of this wish*

Granted. It's made of cough drops.

I wish I had an exam cat.

Granted, but it doesn't work in the way you expected and instead gives you exams until you die.

I wish Lumi and RH wouldn't fill up all the Word Games threads.

Granted; we die. D:

I wish Lumi and I didn't die.

Granted. Jenthura does.
*gives the exam cat he wished for to jenthura*

I wish the February 3, 1959 small plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa, had never happened.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/3/newsid_2802000/2802541.stm

Granted, it happened on your head instead

I wish me an my class would win the game we have tomorrow!

Granted, but it is the one and only game you ever win.

I wish I was feeling more inspired to do something right now.

Granted. The feeling passes.

I wish destiny110 was horribly punished for doing a bad job of corrupting my last wish, and that it was corrupted better.

Granted but the horrible punishment is tickling (yeah I like being tickled) and I'm still the one who corrupts it

I wish that I didn't have to say goodbye to my friends and my favorite class teacher next year

Granted.You all die in a class trip, so you never get to, or need to, say goodbye.

I wish Buddy Holly, Jiles P Richardson, and Ritchie Valens hadn't died.

Granted. Now every other musician dies and you have to listen to only your three for the rest of your life.

I wish that it wouldn't snow so much.

Granted. Now the snow never goes away.

I wish that there was no pain, and that there was heaven on Earth.

You would make me corrupt that.

Granted, but now a parallel world falls into cosmic chaos.

I wish I had money for lunch.

Granted, but you get food poisoning and end up vomiting/dry heaving for hours on end.

I wish all the people who died in the Holocaust were brought back to life and given candy.