Young Writers Society

Granted but then you'd get really homesick and you won't be able to return home because you lost your purse which contained your Visa, passport and all your savings.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly so high you burn up in space.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted! But then you never sleep again. Which is bad. Very bad.

I wish Cory Monteith never passed away.

Granted, but everyone else dies. Then eventually Cory Monteith dies out, and you, given random immortality lives a life of loneliness and sadness.

I wish that I was happy.

Granted, but you can only achieve it by killing your friends.

I wish that I had something to do.

Granted, but then you'll tire out and die.

I wish the world could be at peace.

Granted, but you die for it to happen.

I wish I could be invincible.

Granted, but only for the second. The next second, you're weaker than a fly.

I wish I did more reviews.

Granted, but you'd earn no points.

I wish I knew what I wanted to major in.

Granted, but you have to go to Mars afterwards and live there.

I wish this wish didn't have to be corrupted until this wish was at the end of corruption.

WHUT?

Granted, but requires a blood sacrifice.

I that I could speak every language fluently!

Granted, but you can never speak the right language in the situation.(For example, Spanish when you need English, or English when you need Arabic.)

I wish I could play music as loud as I want and not have the police called for a noise ordinance.

Granted, but loose your sense of hearing.

I wish these games weren't so addicting!

Granted, but now you never play them and grow incredibly bored.

I wish I had more money!

Granted, but then you'd lose it all gambling.

I wish that this wish would be so corrupted that somebody wouldn't be able to corrupt it anymore than it already is.
(It may be a challenge, so I dare you to take this one and corrupt it!)