Um... yeah. This is just a really lame excuse so I can see pigs.
I met this wild boar a while back. Isn't he cute? He weighs a lot, and he's a little bit taller than my waist.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.
"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach
Nothing. Just that only now she has a pig problem... and starting a thread... on pig pictures... oh never mind. You're making me look bad! Snoink, I still love you... just... pigs... bad memories... they scare me.
I know what you mean. When I was walking down the hall one time, a gigantic pig jumped out from behind the wall and yelled "BOO!" It was particularly frightening because the little trotters were heading towards my face at alarming speed.
As according to protocol, my body immediately began evasive manuvers, but due to the sheer speed of it all, I lost my balance and fell backwards onto my butt. My attacker was none other than Snoink, who had had dressed in a pig costume and then hid behind a wall and waited. When she heard me coming, she jumped out at me.
This episode had almost come to an end, when Snoink ambushed me again, causing the same exact result.
Since then, I have become most frightened of pigs. The mere sight of them makes me sweat. Going into Snoink's room is a harrowing experience, due to the sheer amount of pigs exploding out of every nook and crany of her room. Several times these pigs have launched unprovoked assaults on me, in the form of Snoink battering me with the pigs.
Fortunately, I haven't seen a pig in at least a year. Snoink has kindly consented to visit me in my room and to never show me a pig or otherwise traumatize me with a pig. I am so happy.
*laughs* is that so, Grif? Then pray tell, how did that pig end up on your head?
I myself do not have any pig pictures... *sighs* However... my sister did get a mechanical walking pig one year... and as far as I know, it still walks around and oinks... and she has a "flying pig" (you know, one of those things that spins around in the air on a string hung from the cieling) that she has yet to put up.
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. ~William Shakespeare, Othello Boo. SPEW is watching.
I'm 1337er than You are Grif. It should read "YW5 is teh r0xx0rz"
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