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Ode to my toilet.



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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:26 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Exactly. Best poem in history. (I'm only sad because it was not me who wrote the poem...)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:28 pm
KateHardy says...



Hmm...maybe you could write your own version?
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:30 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Maybe sometime.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:34 pm
KateHardy says...



I'll chip in if you want.
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Sun Mar 07, 2021 4:07 am
Necromancer14 says...



time for the annual bump of this thread.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:25 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



The poem itself is pretty solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:09 pm
Shady says...



Wot

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:33 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



I guess it can be considered a poem.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:26 pm
NewHope says...



Pretty solid?
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 4:08 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



I hope the toilet is solid.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 5:17 pm
NewHope says...



What? Are you having a nightmare about falling through?
  





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Thu Feb 17, 2022 7:38 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



Not yet.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 5:16 am
Shady says...



But soon.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:14 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



Coming to your theaters.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:27 am
Shady says...



Lights... camera...

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  








This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy