Young Writers Society

ElectricBlueMonkey wrote:Should I be freaked out of the fact that I've done about half of these.

Yes...

*Shifty eyes*

Hehe! What ones? O___O;

Yeah that's something I'd like to know. :-k

108 or something like that. Get a sleeping bag and lie in it before anyone gets in. When the life gets crowded and someone accidentally touches you, scream "in your sleep" something like,"IF YOU TOUCH ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL RIP EVERY HAIR OUT OF YOUR HEAD FRY THEM AND THEM SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT!" and then make ittle baby sleeping noises and proceed to snore until someone else touches you.

109(?). Get in a big cardboard box in a corner and grab people's ankles through a hole you can cover with more cardboard.

TheodoreLispelle, you do know that Wingardium Leviosa doesn't turn people into frogs, right?

110(ish)--explain your theory disproving infinity in great detail, directed spcifically to the person who is least interested. Get right up in their face and use lots of hand gestures.

111--recite the Raven (or any long, complicated, and/or depressing poem) then right before the end, mess up and start over.

These made me laugh aloud:

19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

59) Have sex with your imaginary friend

96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."

My computer's being stupid and not letting me access all my moderator controls but yeah, this needs a rating because some of these were a bit risque so if the moderators read this you should probably rate it PG or something.

Oh, and by the way...what's a lift?

First of all, my name has no 'h' in it, just Teodore... k cleared that up

Next, I know Wingardium Leviosa doesn't change people into frogs, that's what's funny about it!

A Lift is an elevator, but the non-American way to say it

96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."

Yet again, It HAS HAPPENED!

Jesus christ, if I look at this again I swear to god I'll do all of these!!!

areida07 wrote:I love these lists... they always make me laugh... like the top 100 things to do in Wal-Mart.

what is wal-mart...?


i like 37!

but obviously i would be doing 82! only i'd have to teach them imperfect passive voice in German as well... and maybe some Japanese while i'm at it... *shifty eyes*

I've done number 37 before!
But then they threw me out of the clinic...
Supposedly people who just found they have cancer or have found out they've broken their leg(s) don't really like an annoying 13-going-on-7 year old yelling DING at each floor...
Though it WAS FUN!

110. Explain, in detail, every one of your nine billion past lives in a loud voice to nobody in particular, and dont let anyone leave until you've recounted your own gory death at least twelve times.

111. Even better, explain that they were in each of those lives as well, only you murdered them.

112. Pretend to try to convert them to the Religion of (Your Name Here). When they refuse, scream that they will burn in hell for all eternity and then shoot them dirty looks until they get off.

113. Come up behind someone and whisper "This is your conscience speaking. I know what you did, and boy are you gonna get it when I tell Martha..." (or any other random name)

114. Flick things at the back of people's heads. Make sure they dont catch you at it. Better yet, bring a slingshot. If they see you looking at them, blame the person next to you, and shove the slingshot in their pocket when they're not looking.

115. When someone attempts to get on the lift, run up to them and clutch their arm, insisting that the lift is haunted. Make sure that you have an array of "evidence" - i.e. oozing ectoplasm, ghostly wails and, if you can manage it, ghostly writing on the walls. If they dont believe you, gasp and exclaim - "Oh no! They got you too!"

116. Hide at the back of the lift. When someone else gets on, shrink down and beg the person in front of you to protect you. If they ask why, insist that the person who just got on the lift is an assassin and the government is trying to kill you. Then force them to take a (blank) piece of paper, asking (in heroic tones) that they deliver it to an imaginary address and tell whoever is there of your death in the line of duty.

116. Hide at the back of the lift. When someone else gets on, shrink down and beg the person in front of you to protect you. If they ask why, insist that the person who just got on the lift is an assassin and the government is trying to kill you. Then force them to take a (blank) piece of paper, asking (in heroic tones) that they deliver it to an imaginary address and tell whoever is there of your death in the line of duty.

Bonus points if the "assassin" is your friend who is in on your joke and then pretends to kill you. Even more bonus points if you come back the next day and do it all over again, especially if that same person happens to be in the elevator.

How about a dare: Your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is to do all of the things on the list all in one day, preferably all in one elevator. You can even do them in order if you feel daring!

lol, okay, so it's kind of impossible, but wouldn't it be fun?

You wuold be kicked out. When you are the only one in the elivater when someone trys to get on say sorry, the elivater wuold break if anymore people got on it. close the door then open it saying welcome! there is plenty of room!

Most elevators have tiled or otherwise sectioned decorative floors. Stand on a tile near the door of the lift and when somebody boards it, motion towards the tile you're standing on (while quivering nervously, shaking, and glaring at the person ), pull out a foot-long knife and scream
"This square is my personal space and if you enter it I'll rip your flesh from your bones!"

Put a little bit of red paint on the roof then crouch in the corner... when someone comes in start shaking and say "He's coming"

TeodoreLispelle wrote:First of all, my name has no 'h' in it, just Teodore... k cleared that up

Next, I know Wingardium Leviosa doesn't change people into frogs, that's what's funny about it!

Ah. Just checking. Sorry I messed up your name.