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Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:46 pm
irishfire says...



xDD I thought someone was trying to spell my name first time I saw that "Irish" "Rish" I should feel offended xD

I yelled this when my essay was being annoying:

Shmit! I hate this stupid essay!
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Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:57 am
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AspiringAuthorA..M. wrote:"You little alaster!" :!:


...My brother's name is similar to Alaster xD And I always say "sweet baby cheezit" instead of "Jesus", since it offends people. Also, I think "fart on a duck" is pretty dang fun to say.

"Fart on a duck!" My mum yelped as she stubbed her toe on the table.

or, maybe...

"Oh sweet baby cheezit!" The salesperson moaned as they dropped a glass vase. "Maybe if you weren't so clum-" the customer started to say. "Go fart on a duck!" The salesperson growled back.
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Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:57 am
GryphonFledgling says...



irishfire wrote:xDD I thought someone was trying to spell my name first time I saw that "Irish" "Rish" I should feel offended xD


That was my evil plan! Mwhahahaha!

No offense meant, my dear. :D
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Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:43 pm
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No offense taken :D
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:51 am
AspiringAuthorA..M. says...



Scurvle.

"Scurvle! Why won't facebook load!?"
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Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:53 am
SuperNintendo says...



I like the swear words I already have....
Formally Nobody, and before that Formally Bolt, Formally Voldemort, Formally Volt, Formally Vulcan, Formally Bolt, Formally Boltage and Formally boltageman.




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Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:35 am
irishfire says...



I got a good one! Me and my friends say this all the time: Fruck.

"You FRUCKER!"
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:01 pm
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irishfire wrote:I got a good one! Me and my friends say this all the time: Fruck.

"You FRUCKER!"


Um, that's just a poke fun at Asian accents, its the normal F-word, with some racist in it.
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Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:33 pm
irishfire says...



Oh no! Its not that!! I SWEAR!

Its from this truck that had the word "Trucking" written in really fancy writing on it and the "t" looked like an "f". I swear, I have an asian friend I would never! :(
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Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:12 am
AspiringAuthorA..M. says...



So, the original word was Trucker? :?
Anyway, qwerty! :P

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Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:19 am
tori1234 says...



I like using old Bible names in place of cuss words. :)

Ex. "Son of Abednego!"

Ex. "what the Shadrach!"
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw' enamabala

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Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:56 am
AspiringAuthorA..M. says...



I usually substitute my swears with things like: blast, bloody, etc... :P
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Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:34 pm
irishfire says...



So, the original word was Trucker?


Yep! But it was in really fancy lettering so it looked like an "F" and I giggled because I thought it was the f word but then my friend pointed out to me that if the orginial word was trucking and it was replaced with an f it would be frucking. I'M NOT RACIST :cry:

And I normally just spew out whatever comes to mind, one time I found out I did my homework entirely wrong and I shouted "FRUG MUFFINS!"
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Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:15 pm
TalaPaulwic says...



Chakk(or Chakking)

"What the Chakk?!"
or
"He's a Chakking idiot!"

It replaces the word f--- or f---ing
All I can hear; "I me mine, I me mine, I me mine". Even those tears; "I me mine, I me mine, I me mine". No one's frightened of playing it. Everyone's saying it. Flowing more freely than wine. All through your life; "I me mine".




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Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:34 am
mollytate says...



"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY, Hamilton."

Well...okay so technically I didn't make this up. It's off the children's show Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. Maybe You've heard of it. I say it all the time.