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Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:42 pm
AspiringAuthorA..M. says...



So here's how it goes, make up a word that you think would make a nice swear, curse, or cuss word. :D

Remember, do not use any real bad words. :P

I may use a few of your words in my book, which is set in a futuristic setting. A fantasy futuristic setting. An awesome combination. :)

Allow me to begin, "Gurd.

"What the gurd!" roared Frank after he found out out from his friend Bob that his wife was having an affair.
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Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:15 pm
pinkangel54123 says...



Oh, I've got a good one that I use all the time.
It's jitz simply because I like the way it flows off the tongue.
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Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:22 pm
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My friend and I invented this one while participating in a show called Revenge of the Space Pandas. Weirdness was to be expected during a play like that.

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Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:45 am
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Oh! I have a good one that we use to describe my ex. boyfriend!!

"That Ligerhol!" I whispered angrily as he walked away.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:23 am
Light_Devil! says...



ARGLE FLARG.

Argle flarg can be either simply a yell of frustration or a replacement for any act of indecency.

Such as:

"ARGLE FLARG!" I yelled as the threw the controller onto the ground. That was the second time I had lost.

and

"OMG, Why don't you go and ARGLE FLARG yourself then!?!" I screamed at the offender's retreating back.

or another example of indecency:

"I'm going ARGLE FLARG you so bad you'll wish you had never been born," I said as I cracked my knuckles together with quite a twisted grin.
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Wed Jan 20, 2010 2:26 am
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Twonker.

As in, "What an absolute twonker!"
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:42 am
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I have another, "alaster" it was a random word that I used in the place of bastard. The person was like, "What did you call me?!" They said it so suddenly in a surprised tone.

"You little alaster!" the captain roared at the still slumbering Private Ryan. The Captain eventually grew tired of trying to wake the young man and ordered his troops to follow him to battle. Private Ryan curled up into a ball and sucked his thumb. When he awoke he was all alone. He did not know that all of his brothers had died in battle while he was asleep. And not juts his brothers in arms, but his biological brothers.

*Yes, that was a reference to Steven Spielberg's "Saving Private Ryan". I just couldn't help myself but come up with a hysterical reason for why the character Tom Hanks plays in the movie had to go find Ryan. Go Steven Spielberg!* :!:
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Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:33 am
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..."Pocky".


As in, "POCKY YOU! POCKY YOU ALL!"
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Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:28 am
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Biscuit

"Son of a biscuit!"
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:16 am
Ranger Hawk says...



Firestarter wrote:Twonker.

As in, "What an absolute twonker!"


I like this one. Sounds great if you say it with a British accent. :D
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:34 am
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To call someone a foot-licker. This is simply because I can't think of anything more disgusting than someone who licks feet.

"Aaargh! You dirty foot-licker!"
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:20 am
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You Wombuster! I hope you go to Zenely!

Zs never get used... :(
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:15 am
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Zwindle!

"Zwindle! I can't believe I had to wake up so early! And to think that I fell asleep early today at 1:00 A.M. early for me at least." True story. I tend to toss and turn in bed, or just stare into empty space.
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:43 pm
hero says...



I remember when I was writing a sci-fi with cyberpunk elements, the cyberpunks used swearwords such as:

-hack, as in 'Well, hack you too!'
-glitch, as in 'That little son of a glitch tore apart my website.'
-bit, as in 'Oh bit.'

Now, I will make up one! Pringstick!

E.G. "Oh you pringstick!" roared Joey-Joe-Joe Junior as Lin-Lin the panda defecated on his priceless comic book.
This guy is so evil you could put him in between two slices of bread and call him an evil sandwich.

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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:21 pm
GryphonFledgling says...



Actually just came up with one today to use as an example of a made-up swear word: rish

"Well, rish."

I dunno... I like it.
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