Me: It's my birthday! May I have some of your oreos?
Emily: Is it really your birthday?
Me: No. But can I have some oreos anyway?
(After my comment that both our bras are blue)
Raekul: I feel violated.
Me: I feel like a dirty old man.
Both: *cracks up*
Then we got shushed.
Gender:
Points: 17580
Reviews: 798