Coming to overly cheery and disgustingly commercial supermarkets everywhere in many flavors, from Milk to Diseased Rat...
Using new, breaking technology, you just put it in a bowl, add disgusting-white-stuff-that-comes-from-a-cow's-boob™ and SNICK-O-BAM, you have a 100% guaranteed poisonous breakfast...
Sealed in new LotsOfToxicFumingGlue bags...
Made with imported Mongolian Cheese, sure to infect you with various overseas viruses...
Coming with special ChokeALot collectible toys with groundbreaking Lead Paint slopped all over them...
May cause blinding headaches, heart attacks, infertility, hormonal offbalance, and schizophrenia. Don't consult a doctor, they won't let you buy it because it's, like, "dangerous". All lies, really. Trust me, I'm a salesman.
This is true, I don't understand this at all...but it made me smile ^_^ *hugs Aet*
"After it happened I thought that I'd just try to live as normally as possible and bury it, but things like that don't stay buried. I didn't think it would, but it taints your whole life."
"My desires were bestial, obviously." -Jeffery Dahmer.
“We’re still here,” he says, his voice cold, his hands shaking. “We know how to be invisible, how to play dead. But at the end of the day, we are still here.” ~Dax
Teacher: "What do we do with adjectives in Spanish?"
S: "We eat them!"
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