Young Writers Society

Fortunately, the care bears were every color of the rainbow and the antidote for their food poisoning was anything rainbow colored. This caused everyone to attack the care bears and eat them as well so now, thank goodness, all of the care bears and rainbow monkeys are extinct and the humans are all healthy again.

Unfortunately, the care bears were NOT happy about this new turn of events and refused to be eaten.

Fortunately the humans had great guns and killed the care bears before they could form a rebellion and avoid their demise.

Unfortunately, the barrels were blocked from lack of being cleaned and exploded, killing them, ripping their heads off, turning them to rubble...
Gory me..

fortunately, this headless rubble was able to take over the care bears with sheer will power and.....axes.

Unfortunately, the care bears were made of steel, not cotton. So the blades of the axes were blunted.

Fortunately a pink dinosaur comes and eats them.

Unfortunately, the axes destroy the digestive system of the dinosaur.

Fortunately, the dinosaur was so large, it required three different digestive systems. It is what kept it alive for years on end and while one digestive system collapsed through everyone's pandemoniom, the dinosaur slept, drooling pink drool.

Unfortunately, the dinosaur's pink drool is flammable and quickly started a wild-fire.

fortunately, it started to rain harder than it has since Noah's flood.

Unfortunately, this lasted sixty days instead of forty D:

Fortunately, a random archaeologist found Noah's ark before it was too late!
*Everyone in!*

unfortunately, the ark was not made for 6 billion humans and so not everyone made it in. Sharks smelled blood nearby.

Fortunatley, there was so much rain water, the sharks died from lack of saltwater.
(I really don't know if this would affect sharks...oh well )