You can be a real man and end things face to face (which is rare), you can break up over the phone (which is more cowardly but it's still the most common and 2nd to best), you can ask a friend to do it for you (that's really low), or you can even do it by poetry or in a letter (which can be sweet and a little wimpy), but what guy in there right mind would think of breaking up with someone by POST-IT!!!!
Oh! and it wasn't just that..Oh no it gets much better..Not only does he end things on a post it but he uses the "It's not you it's me" line. How much lower can he get?
I know most of you are thinking the guy I'm talking about would be my ex, but it isn't it was my best friends. He left her a post-it on her desk at 2nd period (which by the way everyone read before she did. You can just imagine her embarrassment
) This is exactly what it said:Jen,
I wanna break up.
It's not you it's me
I have to find my own path
see ya around
Jake.
"See you around" that's a nice way to end it. And whats with the "I have to find my own path"? Is he serious? Who says that?
I actually thought it was pretty funny when she first showed it to me. I mean, come on who wouldn't? It was a Post-It. I'm happy to say no one made fun of her because of it, but all of the girls did bug Jake (he so deserved it
, and he was unable to find a date for prom....news spreads like wild fire in high school). Let that be lesson for all guys.
DO NOT BREAK UP WITH A GIRL BY POST-IT!!!!!!!!
(Its just wrong)
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