Young Writers Society

YAY!...But I still think Scampi is awesome:

I've seen things,
I've seen them with my eyes
I've seen things,
They're often in disguise
Like:
Carrots
Handbags
Cheese
Toilets
Russians
Planets
Hamsters
Weddings
Poets
Stalin
Kuala Lampur
Pygmys
Budgies
Kuala Lampur

What's that from?

Sing a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy song. Sing a happy happy happy happy...

Ok I won't annoy y'all anymore! Uh...bye!

Aragh I know this annoying song....

I made it up...

Stick your finger up your nose and pick it...! PICK IT!!!
Sit you butt down onto the toilet and let it loose..... LOOSE!!!
toss a little sspitball at the teacher and then run! THEN RUN!!!

And that

I've been sitting on the toilet, all the live long day.....

I dont' know.... aragh... they are all so annoying and I hate them sooooooooooo much yet i love them

Champions League, you're having a laugh!
Champions League, you're having a laugh!
Champions League, you're having a laugh!
Champions League, you're having a laugh!
Champions League, you're having a laugh!
Champions League, you're having a laugh!
....ad infinitum....

You fell over! You fell over! You fell over! (and so on...)

i'm a piggy big and chubby what can I eat?
hay and pellets, fruits and veggies, vitamin c

i sleep, i poop, i don't wear pants
no shoes on my feet
I am so great and everyday it's all about me

i have got my people trained to feed me all day
rub my back and praise me and feed me timothy hay
guinea piggin can you dig it what can I say?
Everyone should live their life the guinea pig way!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/guineapig

I might as well post this whole site: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons Check out Bread Fish, Magical Trevor, even the Mr. Stabby theme song falls under that category. But be sure to stay away from Salad Fingers or anything else by David Firth, or else you'll be forever creeped out.

1.
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

2.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

3.
You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

4.
Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

5.
And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

6.
You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.

7.
You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

8.
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

9.
Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass

10.
If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

11.
For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

12.
It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

13.
You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

14.
You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

15.
You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

16.
You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

17.
You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

18.
You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

19.
At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

MY DAD SAID THERE ARE WAY MORE VERSUS BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP MAKING THEM UP WEEEEEEEE

HEY LITTLE FELLA
THE ROLL LOOKS BARE
HOPEFULLY MAMA'S GOT SOME
SHE CAN SHARE!
WHAT YOU USED TO LOVE NOW YOU'RE GONNA ADORE...
WITH CHARMIN ULTRA
LESS IS MORE!

WHEN WE SAY LESS IS MORE
LESS IS MORE
THERE'S MORE THAN THE REGULAR RIPPLED BRAND FOR SURE!
WHEN WE SAY LESS IS MORE...LESS IS MORE
WITH CHARMIN ULTRA
LESS IS MORE!

aragh, my mom and i did that in the front yard yesterday. it was really funny..

What? That song is not annoying. I love it...and the bear looks so cute...(blah)

Sweety the chick ROCKS I so love him lol:

I may be small, I may be sweet.
But Baby I know how to move my feet - HIT IT!

Cause when I start to feel the beat
I just gotta move my feet
And it makes me wanna tweet
Tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet

And I love the new one with Fluffy, and the way they beat each other up, but I can't find the song lyrics for that one