Young Writers Society

Granted. But then you become immortal and have to live a life of loneliness.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but a flying pig hits you in the forehead and knocks you unconcious, screwing with your brain and giving you a cronic fear of pigs for all eternity. MUAHAHAHA! XD

I wish I was watching The Parent Trap right now. :]

Granted, but once you press play it turns out you rented the spanish version so now you have to go ALL the way back to blockbuster to get the english one.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework eventually.

Granted. But then the Wire reached out and steals your face, and the Doctor's on vacation, so you don't get your face back EVER.

I wish I knew whether I should apologize or not.

Granted, but then you do the wrong thing and everyone gets mad at you. You are an outcast!

I wish someone would grant my last wish...

Granted but then you have to do it tomorow in class and everyone points and laughs at you and you get all sad and fail whatever class the homework was assigned in.

I wish I had Katana (sword)

Granted! But it's badly made and it snaps and stabs you in the foor.

I wish that my Writers Block would DIE!

Granted, but you go to court for killing it. XD

I wish my sister and brother would clean out the catboxes, instead of me.

Granted but you have to clean out someone's stables.


I wish I had a fully operational, life sized, air fortress

Granted, but you bought it from the black market and get arrested.

I wish I could be the ruler of all ginger folk.

Granted but they hate you and you get empeached.


I wish I was leader of all ginger folk

Granted but you soon get be-headed for pretending to be a ginger. You traitor.

I wish my hair wasn't like a ginger afro.

Granted but then it all falls out.

I wish I had black fingernails

[Ha, I just have to post again]

Granted, but then they all fall out.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted but then its gravity's all screwed up and it crahses into the earth and kills us all.

(I wish I could control fire, for the rest of my life, and control it good.[b]