Young Writers Society

(Kind of like a blabbermouth but the sound makes your ears hurt… so in modern terms “that person isn’t anything but a noise”.)

(Elf-skinned… I’m at a loss… usually it means good pearly skin… but maybe it could have to do with varlot?)

Thou uncouth pound of uncauterised whey.

(That language is way too modern! How? That is actually so rude!)

Thou lost sea vessel of pity!

Thou dissembling earth-vexing moldwarp!

Thou yeasty dread-bolted clack-dish!

(I mean Shakespeare does count as a 'modern', since he wrote at the early period of 'Modern English' . . . )

Thou qualling shard-borne gudgeon!

(But he also did make new words... some of which aren't used anymore...)

Thou dust-beaten willering card!

Thou loggerheaded tardy-gaited pigeon-egg!

(That one seems too obvious...)

Thou hardy staunched doorknob.

Thou rank rude-growing death-token!

Thou black-footed bird-bred rabbit!

Thou mewling hedge-born baggage!

Thou waving couplet of grey feline bucket-dirt!

Thou gorbellied weather-bitten flax-wench!

Thou flea-bitten mite-smacked gnome’s spouse!