Young Writers Society

unfortunately, its unmeltable metal because the burning point is right next to the melting point so the motorcycle catches on fire.

Fortunately, we brought another mode of transport.

Unfortunately, that wasn't good enough.

Fortunately, it no longer seemed to matter why we needed the transport in the first place.

Unfortunately, this still means the human race is doomed.

Fortunately, the "mode of transport" in question was a flying taxi and it carried us off to the planet of cheese and graham crackers. It was there that the surviving humans built small settlements, and began to flourish. And this led to the subsequent birth of the Crackacheesia civilization.

unfortunately, "gangsta" style survived and half the population wears their pants hanging at their knees and trips all over the place.

Fortunately, there are a lot of things to trip on, so they were forced to rethink their ways and have taken to wearing tuxedos.

unfortunately now they all act like James Bond and things are constantly exploding.

Fortunately, everyone died in the explosion and that was the end of that. XD

unfortunately James Bond cannot die, and they all came back as secret agent zombies.

Fortunately, the zombies were made of pure sugar and were completely harmless.

Unfortunately, the zombies dissolved in a giant cup of tea.

Fortunately, the heat from the zombie dissolution kept the tea warm for quite some time so everyone could enjoy the special zombie sweetness.

But zombies are poisonous.