I wondered why we put goats in our stories when we have plenty of them in real life; then I realized that maybe we wanted stories where the good goat wins.
Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a goat! You're a goat! You're a goat!" Well, what if I don't want to be a goat? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat?
"Do as to others as you would have goats do to you"
-The golden rule
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
"You're wrong about goats. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up." — Metatron
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