I'm Loller65. When I was born, I was tossed into a big vat, which proceeded to fill with a peculiar bubbly gel-like substance. As it began to surround me and enter my lungs, it kicked in. The age acceleration process started up and made me exactly 25.3 years old. I was then sent to the year 1969 in a top secret government time travel initiative in order to stop the accidental nuclear bombing of Soviet Russia. What accidental bombing? The one that turned the world into a nearly lifeless wasteland. I succeeded in stopping it and altered history, creating the world we know and love today. When I returned to the present (at that time the present was February 2nd, 1994), the government thanked me for my work and proceeded to toss me into an age reverser, where I was turned into a baby and given to my parents, who had been given a memory modification to make them think they'd had a baby. From there, I grew up a pretty normal life. I was a naturally GORGEOUS baby and was pretty bright and excelled in school. Then I realized how much BS school was and stopped exerting effort. I love 4chan and the various memes it has given us over the years. I also collect Nerf guns and Transformers. There is no greater pleasure in life than looking at an attractive female. I really want to become either a filmmaker or an author. I have a terribly crippling fear of rejection and that is why I've never asked a girl out. Damn.
Anyways, that's me. And always remember.
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
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