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Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:26 am
Bloo says...



It all started October 23rd, 1995, at 10:23pm

My username is Bolt on this website.

I have three sentences on my About The Author page.

I am also now a liar.

So, when I was eight I lied about being struck by lightning. People started called me Bolt as a result of it. Eventually they found out I lied but the name stuck. And it still fits because of my twitchy ADDness.

I like stuff.

The reason i added this line is because I am bored.

I like monkeys.

Blue is cool.

I bet you looked for this at the end.

I have two mom's, one would of had to give birth to me before she was born, the other when four.

French Toast is too French. I like American Toast, which will kill you if you hoard oil. I mean butter.

P-P-P-Poker Face P-P-Poker Face

My favorite sport is Card Games on Motor Bikes, and the occasional FALCONPUNCH

When I was five I wanted to be something, I think I wanted to rem...what was I saying?

I forgot something

A woodchuck could chuck an indefinite amount of wood, it relies on a large amount of variables, and so would vary from each one, location, and such.

I think too much about superpowers, not wanting them, but how they make sense....

Syrup is always good.
Last edited by Bloo on Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:14 pm, edited 6 times in total.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt
  





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Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:08 am
lluvialover says...



Where's the rest? xD
Sometimes you have to dance on bones (past experience) just to have the strength to keep going.
  





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Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:54 am
irishfire says...



*entirely fascinated*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

WARNING: This user carries a spatula.
  





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Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:24 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



:O
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:45 am
Bloo says...



lluvialover wrote:Where's the rest? xD



I am no psychic!
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt
  





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Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:48 am
Jas says...



How interesting :)
I am nothing
but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted
apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's
or maybe like pocket candy
that's just a bit too sweet.

~*~
  





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Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:21 pm
Sins says...



Bolt wrote:It all started October 23rd, 1995, at 10:23pm


And what a dark day that was...

:wink:
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:19 pm
Bloo says...



Skins wrote:
Bolt wrote:It all started October 23rd, 1995, at 10:23pm


And what a dark day that was...

:wink:


Indeed. It was dark out, at night.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:22 pm
Sins says...



Bolt wrote:
Skins wrote:
Bolt wrote:It all started October 23rd, 1995, at 10:23pm


And what a dark day that was...

:wink:


Indeed. It was dark out, at night.


Wow, really? Didn't they have any street lamps outside?
I didn't know what to put here so I put this.
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:00 pm
Bloo says...



Skins wrote:
Bolt wrote:
Skins wrote:
And what a dark day that was...

:wink:


Indeed. It was dark out, at night.


Wow, really? Didn't they have any street lamps outside?


Did your butt go to Harvard? Because you are one wise ass.
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:10 pm
Sins says...



Pfft, just 'cause I PWNED you. :wink:
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Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:23 pm
pencilgirl says...



i know bolt from certain chatting and trust me my friends he is not right in the noggin....what you americans say.."short of a lasagne"....yes that what he is.....but further more i do hope you write more =) (shy smile)...anyway i advise you to continue this piece and add humor if you wish
lots of luck
estella
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:11 pm
Bloo says...



pencilgirl wrote:i know bolt from certain chatting and trust me my friends he is not right in the noggin....what you americans say.."short of a lasagne"....yes that what he is.....but further more i do hope you write more =) (shy smile)...anyway i advise you to continue this piece and add humor if you wish
lots of luck
estella



We talked for all of ten minutes and you think you know all my inner workings?

Edit: Also never heard "short of a lasagne" ever lol
That User Who Changed Their Name A Dozen Times And So No One Ever Knew Who They Were Half the Time and When They Did Only Used Bolt.

The tragic tale of losing all #Brand for nothing in return.

The Take Away Is You Probably Know Me As Bolt
  





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Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:39 pm
Sins says...



To truly know Bolt, you must spend 75 hours, 46 minutes and 17 seconds outside his house, simply watching him while eating a bucket of fried chicken. Then you will truly know Bolt.

Not that I would know... *cough*
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Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:03 pm
pencilgirl says...



YOU SAW him eat chicken......i feel sorry for you...after all my cat has better manners than him and seriously who would waste 76 hours, 46 min and 17 seconds watching him............................................................and cricket says"i would"
  








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