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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:56 pm
StoneHeart says...



Starting with descriptions of your characters is sooooo lame. That or starting without action.
For I who am poor have only my dreams
I spread my dreams under your feet . . .

. . . tread softly for you tread on my dreams.


We are masters of our silences, and slaves of our words
  





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Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:11 pm
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LadyPurple says...



"Bro, I bet ya can't eat that whole burger in one bite," I said with a smirk. Chet laughed.
"Watch me!"
Then he shoved the burger into his mouth and before I knew it he was was choking. I only sat and stared in horror. And that's how my best friend died.
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Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:34 pm
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deleted17 says...



"Achoo!"

And that's how I got my cold.
Have your chin up, and speak up.Otherwise, nothing will get done.And what you need to say, will never be heard.Just be confident in what you say, and stand by it
  





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Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:46 am
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CowLogic says...



"Watch and learn fellas," John said, sidling up to Sara. "Hey baby. Do you know karate? Cause you look pretty Asian."
The course skin of a thousand elephants sewn together to make one leather wallet.
  





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Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:46 am
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CowLogic says...



Oh, sorry, I thought this was pickup lines.
The course skin of a thousand elephants sewn together to make one leather wallet.
  





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Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:54 am
Willard says...



I took a bite, the orphanage explodes.

"Words say little to the mind compared to space thundering with images and crammed with sounds."

stranger, strangelove, drstrangelove, strange, willard
  





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Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:34 pm
Messenger says...



Ariana slowed her Arabian to a halt as she reached the crossroads heading out from the library, and the Knights of the Green Room (KotGR) learning campus.

The beginning line: "Ariana slowed here Arabian to a halt", without me realizing, means that Ariana is riding a Arab dude. :) This is a mistake @Blackwood was gracious enough to point out in this great comment.

KotGR review battle #1 Chapter 1
  





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Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:55 am
Winchester says...



"Hi, my name is Alex and this is a story about how much I love Sharknado"
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Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:01 pm
kayfortnight says...



The end...just kidding.
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Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:25 pm
malachitear says...



My name is Ana and I like to eat popcorn. My best friend is Kate but she does not like to eat popcorn.
The fault must partly have been in me.
The bird was not to blame for his key.


And of course there must be something wrong
In wanting to silence any song.


- A minor bird, Robert Frost


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Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:58 pm
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sbitonti says...



Keep reading this or I will shank you.
  





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Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:28 am
VeniVidiVici says...



Once upon a time, yesterday was no more than a day away.
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Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:32 am
Zolen says...



This is the greatest story of all time, really you should just sit hear reading this book fifty times or something. Spend every waking moment around this book of pure awesome. Oh right there was a plot. You see yesterday.........
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
  





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Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:08 pm
MasterGrieves says...



I died yesterday.
The Nation of Ulysses Must Prevail!

If you don't like Mikko, you better friggin' die.

The power of Robert Smith compels you!

Adam + Lisa ♥


When you greet a stranger look at his shoes.
Keep your money in your shoes.


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Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:40 pm
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TimmyJake says...



He layed his hand on the small, four door, light green, ford coupe. It was a coupe in the aspect that it was a two door vehicle and it was green in the aspect that it was painted green. As for it being small, that was debatable. After all, a mini cooper is smaller.
He got in the car.
If that isn't terrible, then I don't know what is.
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