Young Writers Society

Once Upon a time, in a far, far away land.

Hello, I am a vampire, and I sparkle.

xD

Hey, I'm Karl, and I fell in love one day.

The sky was black.

The End.

I turned on the computer, and the sudden recollection of myself already checking my email triggered the action of myself turning the computer back off.

It was the second most boring Tuesday of the seond most boring month, of the fifth most boring year in Rana's life, and she decided she would reflect her bored mood by wearing a boring dress to her boring work and trying not to die of boredom today in Boredomville.

This reminds me of this contest that's in my newspaper every year. It's so hilarious to read the winning ones...

Hola, my name is Huonga de Santa Guadalupé de Niña Yenia y Henrio Nguyen, and once something bad happened that changed the entire school schedule and made me mad like mi mejor amiga.

My name is Mary Sue, and I'm super popular and have blonde hair and blue eyes that look kinda purple and I play all the school sports and have tons of friends and get all A's and in my free time I'm a super secret ninja assassin who can fly and talk to animals and who looks totally hot in spandex and I also volunteer at the animal shelter and senior center.

I am wearing the cone of shame.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Today is the day that will change my life.

I was bored so I decided to eat a pizza.

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince who lived happily ever after. The End.