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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:43 pm
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Cithara says...



This is the story of how I died.
Pax in Christo


"My heart is racing even as I write,
but I plan to go on as bravely as a heroine in a
novel."~The Hired Girl


I used to be Thewriter13
  





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Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:01 am
Holysocks says...



That's why they didn't eat cake anymore.
100% autistic
  





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Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:39 am
Kanome says...



And that's how the monster became a lemon.

(?) I don't know...
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:42 am
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Dracula says...



Worst opening line ever:

You are reading a book.
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:43 am
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Dracula says...



Thewriter13 wrote:This is the story of how I died.


OH MY GODS ROOOOOOSE
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:50 pm
r4p17 says...



Once upon a time there was a dot.
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:26 pm
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MarbleToast says...



This is not a good book.
Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:38 pm
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IamTraunt says...



My name is Jane.
Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.


"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:02 pm
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r4p17 says...



*retry* omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:09 pm
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winterstar says...



The guy sitting next to me smells like he hasn't bathed in a decade.
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:51 pm
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r4p17 says...



I'm not sure if anyone has said this or not. But I will try to make it really lengthy.

As I forgot to say so in the last book of The Series That Doesn't Exist, I will say it now because it seems that I might as well, rather than making a second addition to The Novel That Isn't There in Reality, so here it is: The End!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:55 pm
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IamTraunt says...



I am a teenaged girl with a terrible crush on my best friend's boyfriend.
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Make sure you're perfect.


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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:35 pm
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r4p17 says...



End of line.
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:37 pm
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IamTraunt says...



Hello, this is my story.
Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.


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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:41 pm
r4p17 says...



Hello! Welcome to my world!
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  








Adventure is worthwhile.
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