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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:43 pm

Cithara says...

This is the story of how I died.

Pax in Christo

"My heart is racing even as I write,
but I plan to go on as bravely as a heroine in a
novel."~The Hired Girl

I used to be Thewriter13

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Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:01 am

Holysocks says...

That's why they didn't eat cake anymore.

100% autistic

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Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:39 am

Kanome says...

And that's how the monster became a lemon.

(?) I don't know...

PROTECTOR OF LIGHT

Knight of the Green Room

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:42 am

Dracula says...

Worst opening line ever:

You are reading a book.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:43 am

Dracula says...

Thewriter13 wrote:This is the story of how I died.

OH MY GODS ROOOOOOSE

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
-Demetri Martin

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:50 pm

r4p17 says...

Once upon a time there was a dot.

One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:26 pm

MarbleToast says...

This is not a good book.

Dreams sprout tall so beautiful
to wither and fall off
Old and dusty, creaky and rough
This clockwork will not rest

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:38 pm

IamTraunt says...

My name is Jane.

Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

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Adopt a Storybook

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:02 pm

r4p17 says...

*retry* omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!

One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:09 pm

winterstar says...

The guy sitting next to me smells like he hasn't bathed in a decade.

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:51 pm

r4p17 says...

I'm not sure if anyone has said this or not. But I will try to make it really lengthy.

As I forgot to say so in the last book of The Series That Doesn't Exist, I will say it now because it seems that I might as well, rather than making a second addition to The Novel That Isn't There in Reality, so here it is: The End!

One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:55 pm

IamTraunt says...

I am a teenaged girl with a terrible crush on my best friend's boyfriend.

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Make sure you're perfect.

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

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Adopt a Storybook

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:35 pm

r4p17 says...

End of line.

One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:37 pm

IamTraunt says...

Hello, this is my story.

Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
― Mark Twain

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Adopt a Storybook

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:41 pm

r4p17 says...

Hello! Welcome to my world!

One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author

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