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Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever



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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:43 pm
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IamTraunt says...



I walked across a field, fell down a rabbit hole and ate a giraffe.
Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.


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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:48 pm
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r4p17 says...



"Who let the dogs out?! Briley, was it you?!

*hint: there is no " at the end of the dialogue*
One writer with one imagination makes thousands of new worlds and stories." ~ Anonymous author
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:52 pm
IamTraunt says...



"Let's get a divorce. I married you for your money," Sheila said.
"Okay," replied Dean.
Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.


"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:28 pm
r4p17 says...



I have writers block and I am bored so that is why I decided to write this!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:31 pm
IamTraunt says...



I like stories. Yes. Yes, I do.
Before you judge me...
Make sure you're perfect.


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Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:49 pm
r4p17 says...



I win!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:51 pm
Pompadour says...



'This story is about a girl who fell in love with a hawt rockstar and involves angst.'
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:12 pm
Zolen says...



It was then that I discovered my poop was floating in the bowl.
Self quoting is the key to sounding wise and all knowing.
  





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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:22 pm
r4p17 says...



In a galaxy far far away, there were once Guardians!
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:59 pm
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KatGirl says...



i think this one will be prettie cool made it specialee for u guyz cuz i know u'd lik it. read or else iall do somethin
meow.
  





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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:53 am
Rurouni says...



This is the end of the story, now go home.
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:56 am
r4p17 says...



And I lived happily ever after!
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:34 pm
TimmyJake says...



Call me Timmy
Used to be tIMMYjAKE
  





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Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:57 pm
r4p17 says...



Everyone has a right to my opinion!
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Sat Sep 27, 2014 3:00 pm
Pamplemousse says...



This story will make you go insane, close this book NOW.
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