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When life gives you lemons... (a philosophy challenge)



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Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:21 pm
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Vandria says...



When life hands you lemons, give them back and say, "I'm not hungry."
When life hands you lemons, be creative and make apple juice.
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eye.
When life hands you lemons, write a list of things you can do with them.
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:50 am
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kaiden says...



when life gives you lemons, throw them back!
when life gives you lemons, ask for sugar?
when life gives you lemons, make a margarita and get drunk? (iono i read that somewhere)

haha that was pretty cool
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Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:43 pm
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Mr.Knightley says...



When life gives you lemons, plant a lemon tree with the seeds, let it grow, chop it down, and use the wood to burn down the house of whoever gave you lemons, in this case life. :)

Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a book by Stephenie Meyer. :D
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wookielover17 says...



When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand Jacob!!!
When life gives you apple juice then sit back relax and let the world wonder how you did it.

Hey and this is about lemons!!! Don't go disin Stephanie yo!!! *snaps fingers in "z" form*
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Mr.Knightley says...



Not a diss, a factual opinion! (I don't know what that means! :)) But I'll just switch it around a little, okay? :)

Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a book by Robert Jordan, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, or Nora Roberts.

Better? :) :lol:
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empressoftheuniverse says...



When life hands you lemons, throw them at glass houses.
When life hands you lemons, ask life if he couldn't find something more productive to do. Then eat the lemon whole because philosophical questions make you hungry.
When life hand you lemons,throw them back and ask life why it allowed Stephanie Meyer to make the atrocious vomit-on-paper that is twilight.
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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Mr.Knightley says...



Yay! A follower! :D

When life gives you the Jonas Brothers, hand them back and ask for lemons.
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wolf4 says...



When life gives you lemons, draw smilie faces on them and call them Mr. and Mrs. Lemonhead. :)

When life gives you lemons, put them in a stretchy sock and start hitting people with it.

When life gives you lemons, sqeeze out all of the juice and put it in the glass of your enemy and tell them it's lemonade.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Sometimes, it's best not to question your friends. Just help them dump the body into the river.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have pretty good ideas.

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When life gives you lemons, draw smiley faces on them and give them to Mr. and Mrs. Lemonhead and call them their kids. :)
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Jamie_rocks says...



How dare you diss Twilight?

"Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either - pretty much just leave me alone."

"Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonaid's gonna suck."
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Khe Sahn says...



When life gives you lemons, DUH, eat them... and face the fury"
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narniafreak12 says...



why do what you can finish tomorrow? except today was yesterday's tomorrow.

"I believe in God, like I believe in the sun, not because I can see it but because by it everything can be seen" -C.S. Lewis

Please don't be my Romeo, that means you die.

"The shadow proves the sunshine." -Switchfoot

Shut up and write.

"Not all who wander are lost." -J.R.R. Tolkien

God created man before woman because you always make your rough draft before your masterpiece.

Who is this person called "Life" and why is he throwing lemons?

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

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Jamie_rocks says...



Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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gsppcrocks10 says...



Hmm...

When life gives you lemons, draw faces on them with sharpies and make them your best friends.

(I know, it sucks, but whatever.)

Who cares if the glass is half empty or half full? I'm thirsty!
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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ultraviolet says...



My glass is never half empty or half full, it just depends on the drink inside it. Chocolate milk... makes having an empty glass worth it.
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