Young Writers Society

A bunch of beavers were interested in stage-lighting but no one would hire them because they were wild animals. So they decided to do their own stage-lighting work over the tundra. Their stage-lighting project is known as the Northern Lights.

Why is chocolate delicious?

Because it is made in a factory.

Why is the smell of fresh pizza drifting into my room?

its the smell of sour milk but your nose is dysfunctional due to inhaling toxins into your nose.



why do dogs sniff each others butts but humans dont .

To make us miserable

Why do kangaroos eat muffins?

To make us suffer together.

Why do kangaroos eat muffins?

Because blueberries happen to be a favorite of them.

Why does the main character in a story never die.

Because once they do, the story's already over with!
Why is the human race so prideful?

Because we're all secretly jealous of lions.

Why does the caged bird want to cross the road?

Because there is a fly buzzing around his face.

Why does the wind make trees move?

Because the wind is boss and the trees are cowards and can't bloody stand up for themselves.

Why am I incredibly tired, but can't seem to sleep?

Because your pillow is yellow.

Why is it February this month?

Because Frosty the Snowman said so.

Why do trees have bark?

Because they are planted in the ground.

Why do I find it so hard to ask stupid questions?

because stupid questions run away from pandas.

Why are flowers smelly?

Because they only shower in April.

How do get rid of a gnat?