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Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:24 pm
tgirly says...



You'd lose it, like Eeyore.

Are bald people more forgetful than haired people because they don't have hair to catch their thoughts?
When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.
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Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:00 am
zohali93 says...



of course not! thoughts are contained in a little container in your head.

why are girls smarter than boys?
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
  





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Tue Apr 03, 2012 1:10 am
Shady says...



We aren't really. We're usually just more academically inclined than boys are, (probably because they're typically stronger and have more energy). Don't discredit the brain power it takes to run a farm.

Why do beagles smell so bad?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:20 am
tgirly says...



Because they're so cute they can!

Why is writer's block so difficult?
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:46 am
yubbies21 says...



Because the cement block that has just fallen on your arm (you know, it's that thing that's keeping you from writing) is not soft. Hello people wake up and smell the cheese!!!! Cement is not soft!!!!!!!!!! It's Hard!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D



Why are permanent markers not permanent?
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Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:18 am
tgirly says...



Because nothing is.

Why is the cat so cute?
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:40 pm
zohali93 says...



because it cant be un cute


how can sandy cheeks live under water without an oxygen tank?
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
  





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Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:03 pm
DevanEWilliams says...



Because squirrels can grow gills on their tails.

Why can't you make jelly toast out of a jellyfish?
Stay away from limbo bears.
And always have extra marshmallows on hand in case of emergencies.

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Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:15 pm
zohali93 says...



you can. your just not squeezing hard enough.


what would you do if i told you that i discovered your greatest secret.
Do the people think that they will be left to say, "We believe" and they will not be tried? (29:2)
  





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Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:30 pm
confusnow says...



Tell you that no one else was supposed to know the sky was blue, so you can't tell anyone.

Why are we doing this instead of writing?
We count the bad things in life because it's a number we can manage


We don't count the good things because the number would be too big for comprehension


If I had something to say...
I'd tell someone else.
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Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:58 am
Ikerot says...



Because we're bored.

Why does my feet hurt?
"Good begins with evil, and evil is here to stay." - From The Sovereign
  





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Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:48 am
justine94 says...



Because Natalie stuck 17 Skittles up her nose.

Why is there a feather in your grandpa's hair?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!
Obi Wan: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you...
  





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Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:18 am
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yubbies21 says...



Because the martians welded it into his skull.

Why is tape sticky?
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Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:25 am
iEuphoria says...



Because Curious George thought that there should be a way that paper and glue could mate, thus creating a strip of paper that's sticky.

Why is the word "phonetic" not spelled phonetically?
  





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Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:27 pm
EvensLily says...



Because your mum said so... (a mum joke... I'm sorry for the lack of originality.)

Why is an orange called an orange but a banana not called a yellow?
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