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Worst Poem



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Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 pm
OverEasy says...



Ok so my creative writing teacher gave us an assignment to write the worst poem we could. Start off by taking a cheesy pickup line and just continue with random phrases. Why? Because it's fun! You can check out mine in my portfolio titled "It's Freezing in Here"


Ready...Set...GO!
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:56 pm
Firestar says...



I love myself!
I think I'm grand!
When I'm alone,
I hold my hand!
I wrap my arms,
about my waist!
If I get fresh,
I slap my face!
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
  





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Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:24 pm
Aedomir says...



! :lol: !

I was talking to a lizard
Who smelled like poop.
I said, "Go to hell!"
And he did
But then I fell
in love with it
And we died at 93.
I am Fit.
We are all Sociopaths: The Prologue

Sociopath: So • ci • o • path noun
1. Someone who believes their behaviour is right.
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:25 pm
Heidigirl666 says...



I think it must take a lot of effort to write a really bad poem, the same way it takes a lot of effort to write really bad fiction. I tried writing a mills and boons book once, but i couldn't get it cheesy enough.

And I've never been able to write a poem worse than 'The Tay Bridge of Tay Disaster' by William Topaz McGonagall. It's too awful to beat.
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. ~Flannery O'Connor
  





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Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:28 pm
Sleeping Valor says...



Rabbit hat
Rabbit fat
I'll take
Sum'o that

....

o.O Does that even make sense???
I'm like that song stuck in your head; I come and I go, but never truly dissapear.

And apparently I also write a blog.
  





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Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:45 pm
Aedomir says...



No, but hey!

1
You are my lovey guppy,
Come here and eat my puppy.
They call it puppy love,
I like my new glove.

2
Once upon a time,
A man sucked a lime.
He got very bored
And fell on a board.

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Bad enough :wink:
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Sociopath: So • ci • o • path noun
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:55 pm
omgafilangi says...



One day I walked into a wall
I started to feel rather small
My nose (the one on my face)
Broke all over the place.
Ouch.
NaPoWriMo

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Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:03 pm
Gahks says...



One day I decided
to write a poem
and this is what
I came up with.
"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." William Faulkner.

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Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:11 pm
SishBee says...



I sat
on A mat
bY a cat
who was faT
and looked
a little bit
like
a bat.

Lol! This is fun!

~SishBee~
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Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:17 pm
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One day I ate my boot,
The next day I ate my suit.
The third day I realized, I'm not cute.


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Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:27 pm
OverEasy says...



I love these! keep them up!
Life is for living.
  








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