Dilbert. Dil for short. Seems like the type of person who wouldn't have lucked out in the name department either.
A six hundred year old dragon who through various mass conforming spells has taken the form of a young woman as its aesthetically pleasing. Belives herself to be the epitome of wit. Hobbies include not being paticularly helpful. Dislikes include stupidity and the lower classes.

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