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Wed May 23, 2007 6:24 pm
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Saphira says...



Ever forgotten a piece af Work or an assignmaent? What excuses did you use?

Well... Here you have to write the most imaginative, Crazy, completely out there excuse!

I'll Start.

Teacher: Where is you Homework?

Me: Well, Sir, that is actually a very funny story! I printed my work off this morning and put it on my dinning room table. I then went to have my breakfast. When i came back there was this huge Racoon sat on the table eating my homework!

Teacher; A Racoon?

Me: Yes! I then went to print it off again and the Racoon had stolen my printer. By this time i was going to be late so i came to school. At lunch time i went into the Libary to see if a could do it again and there was the Racoon staring at me and mocking me. It was saying 'Haha i have your printer and your homework'. well as you can imagen i was really wound up so i chased the racoon around the libary but i got sent out for being disorderly. I was really disappointed. I mean, i had found a theiving, talking Racoon. I could have been rich! But anyway, there is my reason Sir. I was going to lie and tell you something that you would find more believable but i thought you deserved the truth.

Teacher: A Racoon?


So there is my best atempt at a crazy excuse. Hope you can do better!
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Wed May 23, 2007 6:47 pm
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Twit says...



Pff, that was a hillarious excuse, Saphira! I've never had to use excuses like that, cos I don't have homework and I'm taught at home.
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Wed May 23, 2007 6:53 pm
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Sumi H. Inkblot says...



Me too! But it's fun thinking of them, isn't it? =D

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Ofour says...



Teacher: Where's your assignment?

Student: What assignment?

Teacher: The one I set you last week.

Student: You never set an assignment, perhaps it was in your mind?

Teacher: No, I'm sure I set it.

Student: It was the fairies, they put this idea into your mind!

Teacher: What? No! What are you talking...?

Student: Excorcise the fairy idea!

Teacher: Aaah! Get away from me! What are you doing?

Student: There, all gone.

Teacher: What just happened? Where's that assignment? Did I set it? What? Where am I?

Student: You are a squirrel.

Teacher: What?

Student: A SQUIRREL!

Teacher: Oh, yes, of course. *sniffle* *squeak* *scurry*
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Jules the jester says...



Teacher: Where is your homework young man?

Student: Oh my god sir look at that.

*teachers turns and looks at window*

Student: you see that bus sir?

Teacher: yes, what has this got to do with your homework?

Student: absolutely nothing i just thought i would entertain you.

Teacher: So where is your homework?

Student: Beep

Teacher: what

Student: Beep Beep Boop BEEEEEEEP. Does not compute. Enter new command.

Teacher: WHAT?

Student: Get the point. I didnt do it.
Man:George look at this.
George: look at what?
Man: Ha made you look!
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luna_the_shiekah says...



Teacher: Where is your homework?

Student: I didn't do it.

Teacher: Why?

Student: Because Fred is stupid.

Teacher: Who?

Student: I'm sorry, you were talking?

((This an excuse my friend and I keep thinking of using but never get around to it.))
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I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
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Shafter says...



The homeschool version of an excuse:

MOM: Why didn't you finish this assignment?

KID: Because I was too busy researching the effects of pop culture upon the war on terror. Apparently, one of the reasons terrorists want to attack America is because of our pop culture. I was just surfing the web and discovered some very fascinating figures...

MOM: Here, let me take a look at that...

(I've actually done something like that before. But since I was unschooled from 14 on, I never had much use for excuses.)
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Thu May 24, 2007 6:19 pm
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Sumi H. Inkblot says...



LOL, Shafter! :lol:

Me: I'm sorry, mom, that I didn't finish the assignment.......

Mom: Well, you should be sorry, blah blah blah.....

Me: :holds up Hershey's Raspberry Kiss: I was too busy finding one of these for you!

Mom: :screams: :dives at the Kiss:

Me: :sneaks away:

:lol:
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Thu May 24, 2007 6:28 pm
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gyrfalcon says...



This one has actually worked for me, in one form or another:

Professor: Where's your literary critisism essay?

Me: You see, I was looking over the piece you assigned us to review, when I noticed something.

Professor: Really, what?

Me: *launches into complex and compleately unrelated explanation of why the main character had certain colored eyes*

Professor: *gets horrendously off-topic*

Class in General: *sits back and enjoys watching the Professor talk about the significance of eye color for the rest of the hour, compleately forgetting to either collect our homework or assign something new*
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Teague says...



Student: I don't do homework on days that end in Y.
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Thu May 24, 2007 8:13 pm
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Saphira says...



Wow these are all really good! Well i have another excuse so...here we go.

Teacher: Where is your deforestation homework?

Me: Well they didn't have recycled paper in the printer and i thought that it would be really hypercritical of me to print on paper that has been cut down by defenseless trees just to get my homework in a time.

Teacher: Hmm...interesting...


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Sureal says...



Teacher: Where is your homework?

Student: You're looking very pretty today, miss.

Teacher: ... I'm a man.

Student: Ah, that explains so much.
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Shadowsun says...



Ok, my turn!

Teacher: Where is your Homework?

Student: It's on my computer, but the JFrame chanhed so the modem crashed and the mainframe went down. I have to change defcomplex from BMP to JavaScript and then to Zip. But the Python coding wont alolow the change unless the script is entered in WinZip.

Teacher: *Nods knowingly but is obviously clueless*

Student: Do you understand, sir? I mean unless the file type is changed the script will crash and shutdown the computer and everything on it will be lost. You see, this is all because there isn't enough space on my harddrive. The work took up the last megabyte which leaves a tiny amount of space left and that is being filled by the Python.

Teacher: Right, of course...

(This is just some random computer speak/code that makes absolutely no sense at all in the real world.)

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Esmé says...



... My dog ate my homework.
  





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Leja says...



Piano teacher: And why didn't you practice, Amelia?

Amelia: I couldn't find the page.

Piano teacher opens to bookmarked page in music book

Amelia [blushing]: oh, there it is.



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unfortunately, I did use that one when I was ten, or so.
no, it didn't work :)
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