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Worst Ending line EVER!



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Sat May 12, 2007 6:42 pm
Twit says...



Your one is so funny Inkie!

And then after all their adventures, they lived happily ever after. The boys got the girls, the girls got the boys, the ex-es got back together again, and divorce was outlawed. That was until everyone realized that this was too perfect, so they decided to start a mass nuclear war and destroy the world so no one could have anymore adventures that ended so perfectly, yet finished in disaster. So, in a twisted, modern way, everyone lived happily ever after.
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this."


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Wed May 16, 2007 1:25 am
Lilith says...



"Well, we wanted to think of a good way to end the story but we couldn’t so we just decided that we would sing our farewell before we go and jump off the roof," says the smily secondary character. At this, everybody breaks into song and simultaneously jumps off the roof with a broad smile and a wave.


It would be a fun way to go. :wink:
Duffy -- "Watch out for Jesse, he wants what he can't have."
Emily -- "Oh boy, he can have me."
Duffy -- "Figures..."
  





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Wed May 16, 2007 1:29 am
Sumi H. Inkblot says...



:lol: Thanks, guys.

"Arya shrugged. "I like cake, but I never gain weight. Isn't that weird? And my name isn't even Mary-Sue. Hey, Eragon, you gonna finish that plate of doughnuts?""

Why are all my worst ending lines Inheritance?
LOL.
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Wed May 16, 2007 3:43 am
luna_the_shiekah says...



"And then the story ended."

C'mon, that'd be pretty lame. Laaaaame.
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Fri May 25, 2007 9:37 am
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Rhen sat down and began to read a book.

So boring.
Be yourself; everybody else is already taken.

I came, I saw, I conquered.

When you're being nice to your character, you're being bad to your book.
  





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Tue May 29, 2007 6:28 am
Sohini says...



"And now you can shut this book."
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
  





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Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:40 pm
triggerfingerxx says...



^lmao.

"Was she the one for me?"


sooo cliche.
Whaa???
  





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Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:28 pm
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"I love you."

(and there is no sequel.)
"I can't stand him. His ego is splattered all over that screen and it's making me nauseous."
~Me referring to Ashton Kutcher.

"I think the dragon should eat him."
~My boyfriend referring to Eragon
  





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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:37 pm
Hermes says...



As he walked off into the sunset, the sun went supernova, and the world exploded into firey ash. Those poor, poor people.
  





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Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:47 pm
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And then something incredibly interesting and unexpected happened, and this shall be detailed in the next book (out July!).
I wrote the above just for you.
  





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Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:36 am
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And so it was that finally, the paint had dried.
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Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:38 am
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I woke with a jolt and breathed a sigh of releif, "thank god, it was all a dream."
I just lost the game.
  





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Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:48 pm
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"Just kidding! If you want to know the real ending, you'll have to buy the overpriced deluxe version of my novel "To Live A Life As A Male Prostitute With No Legs."
  





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Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:06 pm
SishBee says...



This was the story of Winstone and Gertrude Jones....(sumerises entire novel)... and then they died.

Ah! I loved the Ron and Hermione one!!!

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Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:13 pm
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And so it was that the farmboy became king of Aeraegaesiea, with the once-stubborn princess as his now-ladylike Queen. The ruffneck wandering ranger sailed off to the undying lands, with the tragic creature who is aware of his own inhuman nature...Oh yeah, and even tyrant who is really the protagonist's father lived happily ever after with his new gay lover, the wandering wizard once disguised as a senile old man.
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life — and one is as good as the other.
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