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Popeye Shenaia (The One Eye Dead Guy) - A spy from high in the sky.
These Wonderlandians were weird, too much kiddy affairs for my liking. I mean, this Queen, this current Queen that is, goes from hating to loving her husband faster than lighting strikes the earth from up above. All that and she spends her time torturing people in the kings basement, like she doesn't get enough screaming done when she's alone with that gorgeous hunk of a husband (if you know what I mean ). Maybe that's why her mood changes so often you'd think she was Bipolar; she'll be dancing in the flowers one minute and holding a knife at her husbands throat the next. Oh, and don't even get me started on the king himself, thank goodness for there only being one of them, he's more conflicted than a transgendered cross-dressing monkey trying to decide what to wear on a hot winter day. I swear if he gets drunk just one more time, he might just go to the podium and tell the whole country that the Queens are actually alive and he lied about what happened five years ago.
And the Queens are a whole other problem. For one, this Red Queen lady decided her husband only wants power, when it was just five years back he showed his loyalty by staying at her side even after she was run off the throne. And now she has him wandering about, probably trying to find a branch high enough to hang some rope from, thinking about where he went wrong. If the man didn't find out he's having a kid, I don't know what would've kept him going. Not to mention his girl is a disaster. Broke his heart and cut him with the very ring he put on her finger. I'm surprised she didn't turn green and start flipping buildings over.
Now for the White Queen, man has she gotten soft. Too worried about her precious little kids to have any fun these days. I mean, she was too busy watching Tom and Dick, Harry still being on the way, to even give Haigha cool tattoo again. But maybe that's because of her killjoy husband. If there's anyone less fit for the White Queen, it's this guy. Anytime she wants to do anything dangerous, he wants her to think about it. Way to ruin the fun buddy. Yet low and behold, three bedroom accidents later they're inseparable.
And who can forget all these assassins and soldiers running around? From dropping classified files in the forest to poisoning the king, these guys have no respect for authority anymore. Next they'll be interrupting the kings bath to use his bathroom like it's common practice. Just look at these two lovebirds in the forest, pretending they want to kill each other, hiding in caves and what not. I can almost bet that sooner or later they're gonna kiss and make up, ditch the royalties they already work for, and go off on their own agenda. Not to mention their egos will probably make them want find others to join them as well.
And then there's that spider boy man thing. Who knows what he wants. He's busy killing guards on his way to the castle, then busts out and starts a game of checkers with the king. Like who does that? Then he wants to go out of his way saying he doesn't want anyone to die. Hmph, the nerve of that guy.
Forget it, no use in me complaining. I'll just sit here in my comfy seat in the sky, watching everything with my one eye, and if that's not the truth then I'm not the dead guy named Popeye.
PS There cat woman 2.0 floating around the streets doing Lord knows what (pun intended).
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