In a clearing in a far off distance, the wizard whispers softly to an Orc.
"I need you to take care of something for me..."
The Orc grumbles at the idea of more work.
"What's the plan? Steal food from more adventurers, or do you just want to give them a fright! BOO! We are scary monsters and we terrorise people which cross our bridge! What do you take me for? An idiot! We're supposed to be an army not some highwaymen robbing people blind!"
The wizard looked at him idly, he expected him to act that way.
"Look there's a dragon amongst these -"
"A DRAGON! Oh ho! Now we're dragon slayers? Let's all go to the pub and have bards write songs about us!"
An Orc laughed nearby, chewing loudly on a chicken leg. The wizard felt as if gold would be more persuasive... an Orc army doesn't just listen to any wizard with a staff.
"Okay Orc, here's a bag of gold... if you follow my instructions carefully, spare the adventurers and just focus on capturing the Dragon your homeland will be returned to it's former glory."
The Orc looked hesistant at the bag this human presented him, the last time he went after a dragon his hair set fire and his skin felt like it was being roasted upon some human's campfire... the very thought of this made his blood boil.
"A bag of gold? You must be joking! A dragon is not easy to capture and my homeland wouldn't be the same without our weapons and fierce warriors in gleaming shiny armour! Okay human, here's the deal - two bags of gold, our homeland restored and a river nearby for us to fetch water from!"
The wizard felt angry that his talents were now being used as a bargaining chip, worse of all they expected him to pay double his offer. That Orc nearby didn't look too friendly, his eyes met with a fierce brute of an Orc. The Orcs eyes were bloodshot a scar still bleeding from the last fight, his temper wasn't to be trifled with - he didn't want to cause any trouble.
"Okay! Fine! Here's the gold you're after..."
He reached into his cloak and presented another bag of gold after which he hands two bags to the Orc. Fester checked to see if the gold was real and smiled as he turned towards his troops.
"Alright men! We're going Dragon Hunting!"
The Orcs cheered as they started looking for their weapons and ropes and other equipment they could use to tie the Dragon down with, the wizard stormed off and replied,
"I expect to see that Dragon in the cage provided in the cellar... you know the one - big shiny thing with lots of enchantments to stop beasts escaping from it."
"Oh don't worry, you'll be getting your little doggie!"
The wizard looked towards the moon - it was full... "Better hope the wolves don't attack!"
A horn could be heard as the army began to march.
One of the Orcs marching was speaking to his General.
"Bargo thinks Fester gone soft! Three bags of gold should had been the price he's supposed to pay!"
"Fester doesn't care about money- all he cares about is grinding some human bones!"
"But Bargo heard he's supposed to leave humans alone! Humans too dumb to be killed!"
"We ain't having their kind in our lands - it's our way or die! We don't care for the lives of others!"
"Bargo thinks you mad, you just want humans dead!"
"Are you questioning my orders?"
"No! Bargo just wants gold and the job done respectably like!"
"Well Bargo, you'll be happy to hear that Human is on the menu tonight!"
"Bargo hates eating human, they smell funny!"
The general laughed as the army marched on, no fear in their steps, no care for those who were living, just the thirst of blood and the entrails of their enemies smeared across the floor.
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