Jason stirred slowly as he opened his eyes. For some reason something felt wildly off about this morning. For starters, there was the smell. Something was very rotten somewhere and that was simply something he was not meant to be waking up to.
He looked around and frowned. Wait a minute. Why am I in the middle of some random abandoned city? It had been quite a while since he'd woken up in a place he'd never gone to sleep at and this place just did not have a good vibe to it.
Jason hauled himself to his feet, only to spot someone getting to their feet right next to him. He did a double take. It was very clearly Harry, but for some reason he currently resembled a decaying corpse. That had to take the cake for weirdest thing of the morning.
"Uhh, Harry, you wanna explain to me why you look more like a corpse than usual this morning? Did Jennifer put you upto this? Why are we in this random city?" said Jason.
Harry turned to see Jason, and raised his eyebrows. "Uhh, excuse me, if anyone looks like a decaying corpse right now its you."
Jason frowned and looked down at his body. He did his second double take of the day. He was also currently resembling a decayed corpse. Things were continuing to get weirder by the minute.
"Okay, spill, come on, we don't have to time to waste. Whose idea was it, and honestly, what even is this place?" asked Jason.
"Okay, here's the thing, I'd love to credit for this, cause this is a pretty thorough prank, my form is literally altered, and they got that smell almost too perfectly, buut, I know just as much as you do at the moment. As for where we are, one of the many Earths, looks to be the city they call, New Yolk or Fork or something like that," said Harry.
"Great, just what I needed on a...well what day is it on this planet," said Jason.
"Probably Tuesday," said Harry.
"Huh?" asked Jason.
"Trust me, everything happens on Tuesdays," said Harry, "now come on, let's find out what's happening and get outta here."
"Not so fast," said Jason, putting a decaying arm in front of Harry as he tried to walk off. "Look at that." In front of them, Jason could make out a congregation of several other beings.
"Oooh, humans...or I suppose in this current state, the preferred term is zombies," said Harry.
Jason frowned and sniffed the air. Among the decaying flesh he could make out the scents of the beings in front of them.
"Well they're zombies, but from what I can see, no one here is actually dead, aaand these definitely a few humans there, but also a lot of other lifeforms," said Jason, "it may take us a while to get out of here."
"I suppose it'll at least be fun, " said Harry, "come on, a little brotherly bonding trip, we can even pretend to be non celestial beings."
"You're idea of fun is very different from mine," said Jason, "but well, I suppose we don't have much of a choice."
The two of them walked over to the gathered group.
"Heyy Everyone, lovely morning isn't it?" said Jason.
"Really, we're all stuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, everyone looks very dead, and that's what comes to mind first," said Harry.
"Oh come on brother, just because its a zombie apocalypse does not mean we're going to be rude," said Jason.
"I take it back. This is going to suck."
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